The New Weight-Loss Program
Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
Item: Joke
Once Sheikh Chilli had put on a lot of weight. He heard of a new special weight loss program
by the famous Moolla Do-Pyaza. At the Moolla's clinic, the Moolla said, "Take off your clothes
and go to the second room on the first floor."
Sheikh Chilli went there, and saw a nangoo Banoo (naked girl). The woman said, "If you catch
me, you can gano (copulate) me!" and started to run. The excited Sheikh ran after her. After a
while he was exhaused and left the room, disappointed by his failure. Moolla Do-Pyaza then
weighed him, and Chilli was happy to learn he had lost 2 kg. Moolla Do-Pyaza told him to come
back the next day.
The next day, the Moolla said, "You can stay on the first floor and lose 2kg each time you
come. Or you can go to the next floor and lose 4 kg."
"I will go to the second floor," replied Sheikh Chilli, wondering that there should be many
more nangoo Banoos (naked girls) on the next floor.
On the second floor, he saw two nangi Aurats, each more beautiful and voluptuous than the
girl on the first floor. One of them said, "If you can catch either of us, you can chodo
(copulate) both of us!" and they both started to run. Sheikh Chilli tried his best to catch
any of them, but failed. After a while, he was exhaused and left the room. Downstairs, the
Moolla weighed him and he had indeed lost 4 kg.
The third day, the Moolla said, "You can go to the second floor again, or you can go to the
third floor and lose a full 8 kg."
"I will go to the third floor," replied Sheikh Chilli in eager anticipation.
Climbing the stairs, he reached the third floor and entered the main room. Sheikh Chilli
found the darwaza (door) close behind him and he heard it being locked from outside.
Into the room then entered a frighteningly huge and totally nangu (naked) Kala Shudra Goonda (black
Sudra goon) who had a shaved head and was packed with muscle like a Malabari Mal-Yuddam wrestler. He
sported an enormous, totelly erect, Kala Lund (black penis) which was more than one foot long.
The Shudra said, "If I catch you, I chodo you!"
By the end of the day, Sheikh Chilli had lost not just 8, but a full 10 kg. And he could not
sit for the next few days!
The End