Malabari Jokes and Manglish (Malabari English)
Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
Item: Joke
- What is the tax on a Malabari's income called ?
Ingum Dax
- Where did the Malayali study ?
In the ko-liage
- Why did the Malabari not go to ko-liage today ?
He is very bissi.
- Why did the Malabari buy an air-ticket ?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
- Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff ?
To yearn meney.
- Why did his wife get angry?
Because he was louwing a fair Aryan woman.
- Who found out that?
His aandy.
- Why do Malabaris wear long lungis and not short ones ?
They have to hide their long zoobs (cocks).
- What did the Malabari do when the plane caught fire ?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
- How does a Malabari spell moon ?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen
- What is Malabari management graduate called ?
Yem Bee Yae.
- What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
- What does a Malabari use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto
- Where does a Malabari pray ?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
- Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of-course.
- Name the only part of the werld, where Malloos don't werk hard ?
Kerala.
- Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi
- Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Malabari baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
- What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "
- Why aren't Mallus included in hockey and football teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.
- Who is Malabari's fyamousu eactor and aectress?
Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
Now pass it on to 5 Malabaris to get a free sample of kokanet oil.
Pass it on 10 Malabaris to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs.
Pass it on to 15 Malabaris to get a set of BROGUN bones....
The End