Title: Out of Prison
Author: Navabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
Item: Joke
Once upon a Time, during the harsh days of Caliph Aurangzeb, a
Shudra, a Muslim and a Pandoo (Brahmin) were caught drinking
alcohol. The three men were put into the same prison cell.
Despairing, they continuously begged the prison guard to let
them out. Finally relenting, the prison guard told them that
there was only one way. He said he had lost respect for them and
considered them effeminate as they had been found doing a
woman's job: drinking alcohol. However, he would release them if
they proved to him that they were real men and not wine-drinking
women.
When they asked him what he meant, he said that they had to
have an average zubb (penis) size of more than six inches, which
meant that they should all together have a penis length of more
than eighteen inches. Only then would he release them.
Seeing this as the only way out, the prisoners decided to give
it a try. So, the Shudra man pulled his out, and the prison guard
measured it. It was ten inches long. Then the Muslim man pulled
his out, and it was six inches. Finally, the Pandoo pulled his
out, and the guard measured it. It was three inches. Since they
totalled nineteen inches, the guard let them go.
After they were released, the Shudra man told the others to
treat him. "Since mine was ten inches, I was the one who saved
you all. Mine was bigger than both of yours put together. So
you should give me a big present."
Then the Muslim man said, "Mine was the second, and was six
inches. It was the one which mattered most, so you should treat
me."
Finally, the Pandoo said, "Vat stupit tak! (What stupid
talk!) Yoo sood (should) food (feed) me, becaas yoo sood (should) be
happy I vas hart!"
The End