Title: All Men Have One
Author: Navabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
Item: Joke
I have one, and
Your brother has one, while
Your father has one too.
Your mother uses your father's one, and
Your chachi (auntie) uses your chacha's (uncle's) one, while
Your sister will use her husband's one.
Shankaracharya did not use his one, and
Anarkali did not even have one, while
Muttiah Muralidharan had a really long one!
Pundit Nehru had a short-short one, and
Aurangzeb had a long one, while
Mahashivalingam had an even longer one!
Pandoos (Brahmins) have short ones, and
Muslims have longer ones, while
Dravidians have the LONGEST ones!
After marriage a husband loves to give his bibi (wife) his one, and
Longer or shorter she has to take his one, while
He won't let her use anybody elses' one.
I have a short one.
How long is your brother's ?
I think your brother has a short one like mine.
How long is your father's ?
How long is yours, if you have one ?
Do you know how long your neighbour's is ?
Do you want one ?
How long a one do you want ?
Long one or short one ?
What do you think I am talking about ?
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Think again, stop being so dirty-minded!
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What is it I am talking about ?
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Answer: I am talking about your last name!
The End