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From: The Bear <thkbear@earthlink.net>
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Subject: Catwoman - Double Standard 5/5 (mf ff nc bd)
Date: 6 Oct 1996 04:23:03 GMT
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legal age to view such materials, please stop now.  If you object 
to either sexual situations, or the depiction of cultural icons 
in such situations, stop reading now.  If you choose to disregard this 
warning, you are about average.

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Catwoman - Double Standard
Chapter 5

Sensing victory, Two-face closed the gap screaming, "Heads and 
Tails!" as he charged, body-slamming his smaller opponent.

Catwoman twisted with the impact as her heavier foe slammed into 
her, rolling his body across her hip and tossing him to the floor, 
20 feet below.  He struck the floor head first, and lay still in a 
heap against the wall.

"Hmm", she muttered, seeing her adversary wrong end up.  "Tails, I 
win."

Dropping lightly to the floor, she prepared to wrap up her foe.  
Suddenly, he roared to his feet, murder in his eye and a 44 
automatic in his hand.

Both combatants froze as the room fell into shadow, and a dark 
form crashed through the high window.  Continuing his motion, the 
caped figure executed a neat handspring and planted both feet into 
the horrified thug's face.

Shifting his stance to a position between Catwoman and the fallen 
felon, Batman assumed his classic pose, hands on hips, with his 
cape billowing out behind. Police poured into the room moments 
later without ever seeing Catwoman, who was behind Batman's 
towering figure.

"I don't know how we can thank you.", beamed chief O'Hara.  
"Faith, if it wasn't for you, the likes of Two-face here would run 
this city.  But how did you find this place?"

"The criminal mind follows its own twisted path.  Hard work and 
constant vigilance are our only tools in unraveling that path", 
Batman intoned in his most serious voice.

"Now wait just one minute.", uttered the furious Catwoman, trying 
to get around the caped figure.  "I found these..."

"Catwoman!", exclaimed the Chief.  "You're in on this to?  I might 
have known.  It's back to jail for you."

Batman turned to face the enraged tigress, keeping himself between 
her and the police.  "Selena, please.  I have my reasons.."

"Reasons, hell.", she replied.  "If you think you can just waltz 
in here and claim the credit like you did the last time, you can 
just forget it!"

"Excuse us, chief."  Wrapping one arm around the angry woman, 
Batman ushered her out of the room, and into a side chamber.  It 
was Two-face's bedroom.

"Ok, Bruce", she whispered in quiet fury.  "What gives, and it 
better be good!"

Batman seemed almost embarrassed.  "Selena", he began, then 
corrected himself. "Catwoman, I'm sorry, but you really don't want 
to go out there and face the police and the press."

"And why not?", she demanded.

"You're not exactly dressed for a news conference", he explained.

Catwoman looked down and realized that she was still naked.  
"Woops.  You're right.  I better find some clothes."

"I'm not going to ask how you lost the ones you had.", he said 
coolly.  Then his voice softened as he asked, "I am going to ask 
one thing.  Are you all right?"

"Why, Bruce, you do care about me.", she purred, sensing the 
concern in his voice.  "Yes, I'm all right.  Nobody did anything 
to me, though they certainly did try hard enough."  Then pausing, 
she asked, "Is that why you and Robin took the credit from Batgirl 
and me for capturing Joker, Riddler, and Penguin?"

"Of course.  I wasn't about to let the you and Batgirl go out to 
meet the press when you were, ahem, out of uniform."

Catwoman had been looking around as they spoke, and suddenly 
pounced on a slender band of dark bronze.  Smiling, she lifted up 
the tool belt Sugar had taken from her earlier.  Reaching into a 
cigar-sized tube in the back, she pulled out a small container of 
purple body paint, and began to apply it.

"Are you serious?", Batman asked in shock.

"Of course", smiled Catwoman as she spread a thin layer of color 
over her breasts.  "My costumes always look like they were painted 
on anyway.  Who'll know the difference." Checking herself in a 
mirror, front and back, she smiled at her handsome but 
conservative friend.  "Don't worry.  I'll get some real clothes 
later.  I keep a spare suit in my car."  Then looking thoughtfully 
at the red-faced hero, she relented.  "Ok.  No more teasing, at 
least for tonight. By the way, what are you doing tonight?"

"The same as every night.", he replied.  "Protecting the city from 
evil."

"Well, want some company?", she asked innocently as she touched up 
the paint where it met the high leather boots she wore.

"What about Robin?", he asked.

"Hmmm.  Maybe I can find a friend for him to˛, she purred 
thoughtfully.  Picking up Two-facešs phone, she dialed Barbera 
Gordonšs number.  ŗPurr-haps we can make it a double date?˛

End of Chapter 5
End of Story

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The Bear
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