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The Governor of Ohio was looking for a call girl.

He found three in a bar, a blonde, a brunette and a

red head.  To the blonde he said, "I am Governor of

Ohio.  How much would it cost me to go to bed with

you?"  The blonde replied, $200.00.  To the

brunette he asked the same question.  She replied,

$100.00.  When he approached the red-head with the

same question she replied smiling, "If you can

raise my skirt as high as my taxes, get my panties

down as low as my wages, that thing of yours as

hard as the times are, and screw me the way you do

the public, believe me Governor it ain't gonna cost

you a damn cent!"