I picked up this one and a few other TV parody sex storys off a BBS about a
year ago.  I havent seen them posted or anything and I don't know who the
author is so I thought I'd post them.  If the author is out there and wants
to write more like these please do it because I think the ones I have are pretty
good and would like to see more!
WARNING!  This story has sex in it!  If you're not over 21 go away!  This
isnt for
you! 
                	       WEIRDER SCIENCE
				  BYTE ONE
	Lightening flashed, thunder crashed, dogs howled, pigs flew and reality,
virtual or otherwise, bent, rent, tore and shattered into microscopic bits,
before
exploding back together in a new, and decidedly bizarre, configuration.
	At the epicenter of this infinitely improbable cosmic restructuring, Gary
Wallace and Wyatt Donnally poked their heads out from where they had been
hiding behind the bed in Wyatt's room, and, as one, shouted, "Holy shit!"
	Standing mouth-wateringly naked in the ruins of Wyatt's room was the
most devastatingly beautiful woman the two teenagers could have ever
imagined.
	In fact, she was precisely the most beautiful girl the boys could have
imagined, created out of virtual reality from the assembled bits and pieces
of the
most gorgeous and sexy females from the pages of Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler
and various other magazines of the same ilk.  The ultimate computer generated
sex fantasy, brought to life through the miracles of modern science and a good
measure of what could only be described as magic.
	"She looks real," whispered Gary.
	The girl shot him a look.  "Of course I look real," she retorted.  "I am real.
You should know that.  You two created me."
	Gary and Wyatt looked at each other and, in chorus, chanted, "Yes!"
	The girl walked toward them.  "So, let's see.  You're Wyatt.  You're Gary
and I'm..." she stopped short.  "Who am I?"  She looked down at her two
creators for guidance.
	"Um," said Wyatt with a shrug.
	"Errr," said Gary, his brain scrambling.  "Lisa!" he announced suddenly.
"How about Lisa?"
	The newly christened Lisa bobbed her head once and smiled.  "Sounds
good to me.  Now then," she said, her voice a seductive purr, "since we have the
introductions out of the way, what would you two like me to do first?"
	"What can you do?" asked Wyatt climbing to his feet.
	"Anything," answered Lisa simply.
	"Define anything," said Gary, as various erotic scenarios buzzed through
his hormone fevered brain.
	Lisa snapped her fingers and Gary found himself raised up by invisible
hands and set down on his feet.  "Absolutely anything," she breathed.
	Gary swallowed hard.  "Well," he said, trying to find his voice, "would you,
like, go to bed with me?"
	"Sure," answered Lisa.  "If that's all you want."
	"Wait," said Gary quickly, his mind suddenly going into overdrive at the
potential possibilities.  "Could you make Gina Lancaster want to go to bed with
me too?"
	"Who's Gina Lancaster?" Lisa asked.
	"Captain of the girl's gymnastics team at school," Wyatt answered.
"Gary's got the hots for her."
	"So, you want to screw this Gina Lancaster?" checked Lisa.
	Gary nodded.  "Oh yeah.  Seriously."
	"No problem," Lisa announced.  "I can make any girl in school want to
fuck you.  Hell, I could make every girl in school want to fuck you."
	Gary's eyes lit up.  "Every girl?"
	Lisa nodded.  "Sure."
	Gary was about to answer when he caught himself.  "How about just all
the good-looking girls in school.  I really don't want to do it with the
bow-wows."
	"Still no problem."
	"Cool!" exclaimed the teenager.  "So, like, when can this happen?"
	"How soon can you get to Gina Lancaster's place?"
	 "Well, I kind of don't have any wheels, so I'd have to take the bus and..."
	"No problem," said Lisa quickly.  "You're there."  She snapped her fingers
and Gary vanished.
	"Wow," marveled Wyatt.  "You really can do anything can't you?"
	"Absolutely," confirmed Lisa.  "Call me your very own PCgenie."
	"That's great," said the teenager with a smile.
	"So," asked the girl, putting her arm around Wyatt, "what would you like
me to do for you?"
	"Um," gulped Wyatt.  "Well, maybe we could...."  His eyes drifted over
toward his bed.
	Lisa followed the boy's gaze and then smiled warmly at him.  "You want to
fuck me too?"
	"Well...  yeah....  I mean, if you don't mind...."
	"Hey, sounds good to me."  She pressed her lips against Wyatt's and
started to give him a deep French kiss.  Slowly at first, then more
enthusiastically, the teenager responded, letting his tongue stroke and duel
with
Lisa's.
	He felt light and giddy for a moment, then suddenly he realized that he
was naked and laying beside Lisa on his bed.  Startled, he looked into the
beautiful girl's smiling face.
	"No point in wasting time," said Lisa, giving him a pecking kiss on the lips.
"Fuck me, Wyatt.  I want your cock inside me."
	Wyatt was too horny to reply.  All that came out of his mouth was a lusty
croaking sound.
	He crawled between her eagerly splayed thighs and let himself down on
her, his hairless chest crushing her big hot tits.  He began to stab around
with his
stiff cock, then his rigid boner hit the mark, socking its way into her
slick cunt,
and they moaned and writhed together.
	"Yessss, stick it into meeee," Lisa hissed.
	"Oh, man, it's hot in there," Wyatt moaned.
	He had not been prepared for the violent onslaught of sensations.  She
was so tight, so unbelievably tight!  And so responsive.
	The sharp stabs of pleasure began in his prick and traveled throughout
his
body.  His arms trembled and buckled, leaving him lying on top of her.  Her
erect
nipples bored into his chest.
	"Lisa," he said meekly, "I think there's something you should know...."
	Lisa let out a gasp of disbelief.  "Whatever it is, I think it can wait,
Wyatt.  I
want you to fuck me now.  Fuck me just as hard as you can."
	"I'm not really very experienced at his sort of thing," continued Wyatt.  "I
mean, it's not like I'm a virgin or anything...  well...  I guess, not
technically...."
	Lisa grabbed his face and held it in front of hers.  "Wyatt, I don't care if
you're a fucking priest.  You wanted to fuck me, well, I'm on the bed,
you've got
your cock inside my cunt: I think I've met you more than half way.  Now, you
either start to fuck me or I am going scream!"
	Obediently, Wyatt began to move in and out of her, slowly at first, then,
as he got into the rhythm, with a quickening tempo.
	Lisa answered him with movements of her own.  Her hot cunt relaxed and
contracted along the length of his cock.  She strained upwards, trying to cram
every shuddering inch of his cock even deeper into her.  Moving a little to
increase the angle of his entry, she managed to force him farther into her.
	He hit her womb, and she gurgled ecstatically and soaked his cock with
her sizzling juices.  Throwing her arms around him, she eagerly jerked her hips.
Wyatt responded just as eagerly.  He shoved his hands under her churning ass,
gripped it firmly, and began to piston his steel-stiff cock inside her.
	"Yes, Wyatt, give it to me," Lisa panted, "fuck my pussy good."
	Wyatt almost shot his load in those first few seconds of their fucking, the
gorgeous girl was getting him so excited.  Lisa seemed to have no inhibitions,
and was just going for all the pleasure she could grab.  She seemed to love his
fucking, and she wasn't shy about letting him know it, building his confidence.
She was the bed partner of his dreams.
	"Oooooo, Wyatt, that feels so good," she moaned, "it's so damned good."
	"It sure does," Wyatt panted.  Lisa's cunt was like fire around his
hammering prick, and her juices were gushing around his cockmeat, making his
way slick and easy.
	Each time he thrust deep into her, she moaned in ecstasy and creamed
again.  She was digging her fingers into his shoulders, and she was jerking her
hips to his rhythm, fucking right back at him.  He couldn't believe how
horny she
was and he just hoped he could give her all the fucking she needed.
	"Ahhhhhh, that's it, really give it to me," she cried, "fuck me like a cheap
whore!" Lisa took the teenager's pile-driving cock, wailing in ecstasy.  Molten
cream overflowed her crammed pussy and gushed down her ass crack, puddling
on the bed beneath her.  "Unnnhhhhh!  I'm going to come," she whimpered.
	"Oh yeah," Wyatt groaned.  "Me too!"
	As the boy's lust mounted, he fucked harder and harder into the beautiful
girl's fiery-hot pussyhole, and their bodies slapped loudly together.  His
stiff cock
was making an obscene sucking noise as it reamed the thick hot cream from her
tightening cunt.  He could feel the muscular little tube gripping and
sucking at his
meat, as if trying to suction the jizz right out of his balls.  He knew he
couldn't
hold out much longer against that delicious kind of stimulation.
	He had to try, though, because he wanted to take Lisa with him when he
came.  He gritted his teeth and fucked into her like crazy, and the girl
responded
with a hoarse wail of ecstasy.  She arched her body sharply, rubbing her
throbbing clit against his pistoning cockshaft.  She creamed buckets, at
least that
was how it felt to Wyatt.  She was panting and moaning in his ear, her breathing
ragged.
	"Ohhhhhhh, God, ohhhhh, here it comes," Lisa gasped, "ahhhhhhh,
yesss, I'm coming!"
	Her cunt clamped like a vise around his deeply-thrust prick.  "Awwwwww,
I'm coming, awwwww!" he roared.
	Wyatt's ass jerked with lightning speed as he hammered his molten load
into Lisa's sucking cunt.  They writhed and moaned together, lost in
ecstasy, for
almost a full minute.  Even when they went still and gasping, Wyatt didn't
pull his
cock out of Lisa's smoldering pussyhole.  She could feel it throbbing inside her
as
Wyatt looked at her, his eyes as hot and horny as before.
	"Let's fuck some more, Lisa," he begged hoarsely.
	"Yes, Wyatt," Lisa said huskily, "you can fuck me all you want, whenever
you want.  I love being fucked."
	Wyatt smiled, feeling cock jerking back to hardness inside her.  She
meant it, he realized.  He could fuck her all night, and she still wouldn't get
enough.  Maybe she'd never get enough -but he was sure going to enjoy trying.
	Lisa gurgled with excitement as she felt Wyatt's tireless teenaged cock
swelling and growing inside her.  She soaked it with a sizzling burst of
cream as
it crowded her narrow cunt tunnel.
	Wyatt started to push himself up, to begin a second round of fucking
when, from downstairs, he heard the front door open and slam closed and a cold
wave of fear washed over him.
	"Wyatt, what's wrong?" asked Lisa as she felt Wyatt's dick shrivel inside
her.
	"Oh, god," gasped Wyatt.  "It's Chet."
	"What's a Chet?" asked Lisa, perplexed at what could cause such a fear
reaction in the boy.
	"Hey, dick-weed!" shouted a voice coming up the stairs.  "Where the fuck
are you?"
	"It's my brother," responded Wyatt, a clear note of panic rising in his
voice.  "And he's a real asshole!"
	"Hey, dick-head," the voice yelled from right outside the closed door to
Wyatt's room, "You in there?"
	"Oh no!" screamed Wyatt.  "Oh shit!"
			         END  BYTE  ONE
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