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                             TV's best - E.R.

                      By Erin8667 (erin8667@aol.com)
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                This is a sexual parody of the drama E.R.

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     This story contains adult content and should be read if under 18
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             Questions, comments, send to TOADGroup@juno.com

        Dr. Susan Lewis walked into the ER. She was a beautiful woman in
her late 20s. She had nice, 36C breasts, but didn't like to flaunt them.
She never showed off for anyone. It was a cold Monday morning in February.
She walked into the lounge and took off her coat and put her things in her
locker. She put on her medical coat and walked into the Nurse's Station.
        "Got anyone for me, Jerry?" asked Dr. Lewis.
        "We got one coming in 5 minutes. Gun shot to te chest. Dr. Greene
is waiting at the doors for it. You can assist him." Jerry replied.
        "Ok," Dr Lewis said as she walked to the door and saw Dr. Greene
talking to the nurses waiting with him. Susan never told anyone, but she
found Dr. Mark Greene very attractive. She constanly found herself staring
mercifully at his ass. She wanted so bad to get into his pants. She walked
up to everyone, "Good morning guys," she stated.
        "Hi Susan, you look....nice today," Dr. Green said, stuttering as
he stared at her breasts. He had a secret crush on Susan. Mark often
masturbated to the thought of her beautiful naked body.
        "Thanks, you don't look so bad yourself," she continued. The door
flew open and a bloodied man was rolled through the door on a guerney.
        "Looks like they're early," Mark stated. They rushed the man into
the Trauma room. Susan found the wound and tried to get the bullet out. As
she cut a hole in the man's chest, she hit a vein and blood rushed out all
over her shirt.
        "Shit!," Susan screamed. She pulled the bullet out and left the
room.
        "Alright, he's stable. Take him up to OR, Mark said as he followed
Susan to the lounge. He peeked his head in the small window in the door.
He saw Susan about to take off her shirt. Mark paused at the door, still
looking in the window. Susan took off her coat and slipped out of her
shirt. Her pert breasts rolled out. Mark's cock stood up. He really like
what he was seeing. Susan turned her head to look for a surgical shirt to
wear for the rest of the day and saw Mark peering in. She threw her arms
over her chest and turned away in embarassment.
        "I'm really sorry Susan," MArk said as he walked through the door,
"It's just that lately, I've been kinda..."
        "It's ok," Susan interrupted, "I should have found some place else
to change."
        "Well...all I can say is that you looked very beautiful...
and...uh...," Mark stuttered.
        "Say no more, I feel the same way about you." Susan interrupted
again.
        "Really? That is a load of my chest." Mark said as he grabbed
Susan and kissed her madly. She returned the kiss, removing her arms from
her chest and putting them on Mark's crotch. Mark moved his hand down and
cupped her breast in his palm. He massaged the nipple and queezed the
flesh. She whimpered with delight. Just then Dr' Doug Ross walked through
the door.
        "Hiya Mark.... Oh shit, I'm really sorry...uh..." Dr' Ross said.
He turned around and walked back out.
        "Maybe we should do this somewhere a bit safer, like your place,
after work?" Mark said.
        "That sounds better," Susan said, walking over and slipping on one
of the surgical shirts from the closet. She put on her coat, gave Mark a
kiss, and left the room, off to do her rounds, Mark couldn't wait until
tonight.

        Carol Hathaway was a tall, shapely woman in her mid 20s. She had
nice sized, 37C tits, and loved to flaunt them to men. She loved to wear
skin-tight clothes and no bra, but unfortunatley, ay work she had wear her
required nurse's outfit, and couldn't show off her lovely breasts. She had
had her eyes on Doug Ross for a long time. She had slept with him once a
while ago, and hadn't had any better since. She longed for his thick cock,
his tight ass, and his muscular arms. She wanted him today, and she was
gonna try her hardest to get him.
        "Hey Doug," Carol called out over the ER, "you got a minute?" Doug
Ross walked over to Carol and she grabbed his arm and drew him back into
an empty hallway. "There is a patient in room 124 who needs you," she
said.
        "Alright, what seems to be the problem with him?" Doug inquired.
        "See for yourself," Carol said in a very sensual way. She led him
to an empty room.
        "There's no one in here," Doug said. As he turned his head to
Carol, he saw her taking off her shirt, revealing her wonderful breasts.
"Holy shit!" He cried out as She grabbed him in a tight kiss.
        "Lunch is in 10 minutes, let's go to my place," Doug said as Carol
licked his ear lobe.

        Doug threw open his door and he and Carol fell in. Doug slammed
the door and quickly ripped off his shirt and pants, standing in his boxer
shorts, Doug grabbed Carol and helped her get undressed. Her shirt was
already off and Doug ripped of her pants. He carried her to the bed and
dropped her on it. He slipped off her panties and stared at her hairy
mound. Carol had thick, black pubic hair. Doug ripped off his shorts and
stroked his 7 inch dick once or twice, making sure it was fully erect. He
bent over and planted a kiss on her lips as his planted a kiss on her
other lips. Doug gave a mighty push and his dick was inside of her. She
cried out in passion and grabbed Doug's hips and forced him down onto her
harder. She scratched at his back with her nails, leaving scrapes all down
his back, but Doug didn't care, he was having the sex of his life with the
woman of his dreams.
        Doug continued pumping Carol until he felt that familiar feeling.
He was about to cum. "I'm gonna cum, Carol," Doug warned.
        "Cum inside of me, oh yes!" she screamed, almost passing out from
the feeling. Doug gave it one last thrust and felt his dick unload into
Carol's delicate pussy. He grunted as Carol's muscles milked him dry. He
collapsed on top of her. He gave her a playful kiss. She smiled at him
returned the kiss. They never made it back to work.

        John Carter was just a med student, and so was his girlfriend,
Harper Tracy. She was a beautiful woman with a nice figure. Carter felt he
was lucky to have her.
        "Hey John, there is no one in room 138, let's go make love,"
Harper said grabbing John out of the hall.
        "Sounds great!" John replied. She led him by the arm to room 138.
She flung open the door and locked it after her. She bent down on her
knees and unbuttoned John's pants. They dropped to the floor and he
stepped out of them. Then Harper pulled down his shorts, revealing his 5
inch penis. She smiled with glee and licked the head. John threw his head
back as he set himself to receive a blowjob. Harper put the cock in her
mouth and deep throated it, making John whince with pleasure. After about
five minutes of this, John felt himself begin to cum, and before he could
say anything, Harper got a mouthful, but she loved it. Harper loved the
taste of semen. She gulped and stood up and looked John in the eyes. John
grabbed the back of her neck and kissed her deeply. It was his turn.
        John ripped Harper's shirt off. He stared at her breasts through
the bra she was wearing. Harper pulled off her pants and underwear,
leaving her standing there in her bra. John lifted her and put her on the
bed. He lowered his face to her slit. Harper had a small patch of blondish
hair above her cunt. John ran his hand through that hair. Then he put his
tongue to her labia and licked her already juicy snatch. Harper puckered
her lips and moaned softly. She has in ecstasy. John put a finger to her
clit and rubbed, it causing Harper to wiggle uncontrollably. John began to
lick with a rhythm, in and out. His tongue swirled through her cunt with
ease. He lapped up some of her juices and loved every drop. He couldn't
wait until the rest came out. Harper let out a loud squeal and John's face
was covered in her sweet girl cum. John licked it off his face and around
her labia. He stood up and stroked his dick a little, bringing it back to
life. He put it at the opening to Harper's cunt. He looked at her with a
smile. She nodded and John drove it into her.
        Harper had had many dicks in her, but John's was her favorite. It
wasn't too big or too small, it was average. The sex didn't hurt, but it
still made her cum. That was the way she liked it. John's balls hammered
against Harper's ass as he spead up the pace. Harper could feel her second
orgasm coming. So could John. He grinded his hips into hers as their
simultaneous orgasms ripped through their bodies. Harper let a loud moan
as she felt John's semen in her. She loved it. John laid down next to her
and gave her a light kiss on the cheek. Harper just stared at the ceiling,
still in ecstacy....

        "Wanna go again?" asked Carol as she ran her hands through Doug's
hair.
        "Sure, what the hell," Doug said. Carol manuevered herself down to
his limp dick. She took it in her mouth, inch by inch, until she had it
swallowed. It sprang up instantly. Carol sucked on the purple head and
played with Doug's balls with her hand. Doug loved this. Carol released
her grip and stood up. She lined herself up and straddled him, his dick
entering her starving cunt. The sighed as Doug's 7 ich dick slowly slid in
until it has in to it's hilt. Carol was ready. She began bouncing up and
down on Doug's thick shaft. Doug just stared at Carol's beautiful breasts,
giggling with each bounce. He loved the thought of sex with no work. Carol
was doing it all. He just sat back and waited for the orgasm. He didn't
have to wait long. "I'm gonna cum again Carol," he stated.
        "ok," Carol said getting off him. She put her hand around his
shaft and began to stroke it, faster and faster, until a white hot stream
of fluid burst from it's head and landed all over Carol's hand and Doug's
stomach. She licked the semen off her hand and then off his stomach.
Before Doug even got a thought straight in his head, Carol had already sat
on his face. He knew what to do now.
        Doug lapped at Carol's pussy for the rest of the day, with her
cumming three more times. Like I said before, they never made it back to
work.

        Mark and Susan got out of the hospital at 7:30 that night. "I'll
drive," said Mark.
        "Ok," Susan said, tossing over her keys. They both jumped in the
car as it spead off. They were in a hurry. Susan couldn't wait. She leaned
over and unzipped Mark's pants and pulled them down so she could get at
his underwear.
        "What are you doing?" Mark already knew the answer.
        "I can't wait any longer. I have to have it now." she said as she
reached her hand under the cotton fabric and felt Mark's manhood for the
first time. "It feels nice, Mark," she said, giving him a kiss on the
cheek. Susan bent her head down and ripped the underwear off. She licked
the tip of Mark's dick slowly, causing him to moan out loud.
        "We're here Susan," Mark said, parking the car. Susan sat back up
and Mark put his pants back on. They ran up the stairs, Susan getting to
the apartment first. She put her key in and opened the door. Mark stepped
in shut it. Susan ripped off her surgical shirt, revealing her pert
breasts to Mark once again. She walked over to him and ripped off his
shirt too. They kissed deeply, as Mark squeezed Susan's breast. They
eventually found there way to the bedroom. Mark fell backward onto the
bed, with Susan landing on top of him. She pulled off the rest of his
clothes and once again eyed his dick. Susan had not had sex with a man for
over a year now. She was ready. She pulled off her pants revealing her
black satin panties. She slid these off too. Mark stared at her lovley
pussy, with a little brown hair above it. Susan wasted no time. She
lowered herself onto Mark's dick and began to gyrate her hips back and
forth. Mark couldn't believe how horny this girl was. Dr. Susan Lewis, the
quiet one who never talked about stuff like this and couldn't be pictured
like this. But there she was, riding Mark violently, letting out screams
of passion that could wake the dead. He loved it.
        "I'm ....uh....about to cu....m....uhh...." Mark mumbled.
        "I don't care, Mark!" Susan screamed. Mark let it loose and Susan
loved it. The look of glee on her face when his jism shot was worth a
million dollars. Susan laid down on Mark's chest and kissed him madly.
"that was wonderful, Mark. Now you have to make me cum," she said, smiling
devilishly.
        "Challenged accepted," Mark said. He rolled her over lowered his
finger down to her cunt. Mark kissed Susan as his finger penetrated her
lips. He rubbed her clit and Susan almost came right there. Mark continued
rubbing and in less than a minute, Susan's pussy overflowed with her
juices. She let out a scream of pleasure and Mark took his finger out and
licked it. They both smiled at each other. Mark cupped her breast and
began to lick it. He looked up at Susan and found that she had fallen
asleep. He kissed her on the cheek and walked over to the phone. He picked
up the receiver and dialed Doug's number.
        "Hello?" Doug said in low, tired voice.
        "Oh sorry, Doug. did I wake you?" Mark asked.
        "Yeah but it's ok, Mark. What did you need?"
        "By have I got a story for you. Guess who I just had sex with?"
        "Only if YOU guess who i slept with today," Doug said in a strange
tone.

THE END



