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ALF: Lynne gets a taste of heaven (F, alien, sitcom)
by Alf Fan c 1991

**

 A parody of the popular 80's sitcom.


Alf reached for a handful of potato chips and swiped them through 
the bowl of chip dip and crammed the gooey mess into his mouth. 
His other hand continued to stroke Herbert, pumping him up and 
down. Alf could feel the cum building in his balls as he gazed 
rapturously at Vanna White, turning the letters on the Wheel of 
Fortune.

"God, Vanna!", he cried, "you're the most beautiful woman on this 
entire miserable planet!" Alf's fist tightened on Herbert and he 
jerked him more vigorously. Suddenly, Alf bucked and a jet of jism 
burst from Herbert's eye and splashed across the TV screen, right 
on Vanna's gleaming smile. "Bullseye!" Alf's rigid dick continued 
to spurt hot Melmakian cream, across the TV Guide, on the rug, on 
Vanna's silk covered breasts, onto the table, into the chip dip.

Finally, his heart stopped racing, his palms stopped sweating, and 
his dick stopped pumping.

"Oh oh," he said, "I'd better get this cleaned up before Lynne 
gets home. It's a good thing Kate and Willie took Brian away for 
the weekend. Kate'd have a fit if she saw this mess! But then, it 
would serve her right for making me eat that asparagus last night! 
Ha Ha!!"

Alf got several wet cloths and a bucket and washed up the TV 
screen and the carpet and the table. He threw the TV Guide in the 
garbage and then went out to the garage to throw away the cloths.

Just after Alf left the room, Lynne Tanner returned home from 
classes.
"Alf? Alf, where are you?" she called out as she put her school 
books down. "Alf, what are we doing for dinner? Alf, are you 
hiding?" Hungry, she spied the chips and dip sitting on the table. 
She scooped up a bit of dip on a chip and plopped it into her 
mouth.

"Hmmmmm. That's a different flavour! I like this!," she said. She 
called out, "Alf, I'm going to my room to change!" and grabbed the 
bowl of chip dip. As she headed for her room, she scooped out 
great gobs of dip on her fingers and swallowed the creamy sauce, 
licking her fingers.

By the time she reached her room, she had finished all of the 
strange flavoured dip and was licking the sides of the bowl, as 
far as her tongue would reach. "Damn, it's all gone. I'll have to 
find out what kind Mom bought and get some more!".

She laughed giddily and began to remove her clothes. She kicked 
her shoes into the corner and pulled off her skirt. As she pulled 
her sweater above her head, her hand brushed her nipple and she 
shivered. Ooooh, that was good. She unsnapped her bra and stood in 
front of the mirror. She felt hot, and chilled at the same time. 
Slowly her fingers traced the edges of her small nipples; they 
quickly stood on end, rigid as pencil erasers. She tweaked them, 
caressed them, rubbed them, pinched them. Oh god, she was getting 
hot. Her hand stole down past her panties to the lips of her 
cunnie. She was dripping wet already. Her fingers parted her pussy 
lips and touched her erect clit. She cried out in joy.

In the mirror she caught sight of her poster of Pee Wee Herman. Oh 
god, was he handsome, she thought! She pulled her panties off and 
lay back on the bed. With one hand she stroked her erect nipples 
while she plunged two fingers of the other hand in and out of her 
sopping cunnie. She stared longingly at Pee Wee. God, what she 
wouldn't do to have him fucking her right now! This was so 
strange, she would never have thought of thinking of him in that 
way before. Pee Wee Herman?!? But now ...

She had only fucked one guy before and had been afraid of getting 
pregnant for the next month. And she had only masturbated a couple 
of times before - and it had never been this intense!

Her hips bucked up off of the bed as her orgasm struck. She 
pinched her nipple tightly as she added a third finger into her 
pussy. She panted furiously, continuing to pump her digits in and 
out of her tight twat, desperately trying to maintain the sheering 
pleasure.

"Lynne? Lynne, was that you? Have you seen the chip dip, Lynne?" 
Alf came around the corner and stopped dead as he watched the 
young teenager in the throws of orgasm. Beside the bed, lay the 
overturned chip dip bowl. "Oh no, Lynne! You didn't eat all that 
chip dip did you?!?"

"Alf! Oh god Alf. You shouldn't see me like this. But, I can't ... 
I can't stop. This feels so good!"

"You ate the chip dip, didn't you Lynne?"

"Yes ....<pant> .. I ate the dip. Oh yes," she sobbed as she 
peaked from another orgasm. "So, so what?"

"And now you're in the midst of a sexual frenzy, aren't you!"

"For fuck's sake, stop being so analytical. That's right! So... so 
what!"

"Well, Lynne, that dip contained some of my, how shall we say it 
delicately, my Melmakian seed ..."

"You jerked off in the chip dip?!?"

"Not exactly. But the thing is, Lynne honey, that stuff is highly 
addictive to human females!"

"Addictive?!? What do you mean?"

"Well, I'll show you." Alf crawled up on the bed and knelt beside 
Lynne's head. He spread his legs so that Lynne could see his small 
penis. "Lynne, meet Herbert. Herbert meet Lynne" Alf's penis 
bobbed up and down.

"You give your cock a name?"

"Everyone on Melmak gives there little dickie a name. After all, 
they seem to have a mind of their own! But get a bit closer."

Lynne moved just an inch closer, and then the odor from Herbert 
struck her full force. Suddenly, she was frenzied, all she wanted 
in the world was Herbert.

She reached out a hand and touched Herbert. He grew an inch. She 
grasped him and he grew another inch. She flicked out her tongue 
and he grew two more inches. Lynne eagerly engulfed the full 
length of Herbert in her mouth and sucked hungrily. There, there 
was that delicious flavour from the chip dip!

She was ravenous. She couldn't get enough. She pushed Alf back on 
the bed and started fucking her face up and down Herbert. She 
licked all around his crown, teasing him. Herbert grew larger and 
thicker. Then, as she had trouble getting her lips around even the 
head, Herbert became slimmer, but longer so that each time Lynne 
bobbed her head down, Herbert struck the back of her throat.

"Oh god! I... I can't believe I'm doing this!" cried Lynne during 
one brief moment when her mouth wasn't full. But her tongue 
quickly swirled around the head of Alf's pole and she slurped down 
the precum juices that flowed freely from Herbert's eye. "But it 
tastes so damn good!" And as she sucked on Alf's dick, Lynne again 
began plunging her fingers deep in and out of her hot teenaged 
cunnie.

"Oh, yeah, Lynne honey! That's it! Yeah, suck on ole Herbie! He 
hasn't had a good work out since I landed on this wretched 
planet!"

Lynne pulled back so that just the glans of Herbert remained in 
her mouth. Her tongue swirled around the head, eagerly gobbling up 
the leaking juices, her hand pumping furiously up and down the 
long shaft. "Give it to me Alf. I want it ... I need it. Shoot all 
your hot spunk down my throat!"

Alf's cum shot from Herbert, splattering against the roof of 
Lynne's mouth. She drank it down. Alf spurted six, seven, eight 
mighty blasts and then no more. Lynne's own orgasm ripped through 
her.

Finally, it was over. Lynne lay back, her addictive thirst now 
quenched.
Herbert wilted.

Lynne awoke about an hour later as Alf held a glass of water to 
her lips. She drank thirstily. Suddenly she realized she was 
naked, and remembered what she had done. She looked at Alf in 
horror and pulled the bedding over her body.

"What ... what did I ... What did YOU do to me, Alf!"

"Calm down, Lynne. I can explain!"

"Oh god, mom will KILL me. She'll certainly kill you!"

"Lynne, Lynne! It's all her fault!"

"Mom's fault? I just sucked your .... your Herbert! And you're 
blaming Mom?!?"

"She made me eat that asparagus! Last night. Remember? Asparagus 
acts like a powerful aphrodisiac on us Melmakians. I just had to 
shoot my load. And unfortunately you got a taste of it."

"So the only way to cure me, was to give me a bigger dose, is that 
it? asked Lynne. "It's over now?"

"Well, not exactly", said Alf.

"What do you mean, not exactly?"

"That cure only works for six hours. Then you'll need another 
dose, and then another, and then..."

"I get the point Alf. You mean I'll have to suck your Herbert ... 
your cock, every six hours for the rest of my life? And just where 
did Herbert come from anyway? You've wandered around the house all 
this time without any need for pants. Now you've got a dick all of 
a sudden!" asked Lynne.

"Oh," said Alf. "Well, I have complete control over Herbert. Here, 
watch". Lynne watched as Herbert shrank and disappeared completely 
under Alf's fur, and then suddenly appeared, grew to four inches 
long and two inches around, then ten inches long and only one inch 
around. "My girlfriend Gloria on Melmak enjoyed this shape best. 
She was into ass ..."

"I don't want to know, Alf. And I don't believe you. Six hours 
from now I'll be fast asleep and completely cured. You just 
watch!"

Six hours later Lynne was once again gobbling up Alf's jism. Six 
hours after that she had Alf sitting on the dinner table as she 
sat in a chair bending over Herbert, pumping his seed down her 
gullet as she ground the palm of her hand against her pussy.

That evening, as the sixth hour approached and Lynne sobbed 
quietly, feeling guilty about her needs, Alf finally spoke up. 
"Lynne, there is another way. You didn't let me finish what I was 
saying!"

"What is it Alf?"

"There is a way, a way that you only need a dose of Melmakian love 
cream once every twenty-four hours."

"There is? What is it Alf?" Lynne's face brightened.

"Instead of taking the cure down your throat, you take it up your 
vagina.
I inject it straight into your body."

"You mean, I have to let you fuck me. Right, Alf?"

"Uh, yeah, right!"

"Well, why the hell not! After all, Herbert is kind of cute ..."

Lynne knelt on the carpet and Alf stood in front of her. Lynne's 
fingers parted Alf's fur and she gently carressed the tiny exposed 
tip of Herbert. When Herbert didn't budge, she leant forward and 
began to lick his head. That got to him! In no time, Herbert had 
grown to six inches and was leaking precum juices on Lynne's 
tongue. She wolfed the jism down.

"Lynne, lay down. I have to prepare you for penetration!" said 
Alf.

Lynne lay on the rug, a pillow under her head. Alf knelt between 
her outspread legs. Lynne lifted her legs and spread them wide. 
With her two hands, she spread the lips of her cunnie wide. Her 
index finger lightly toyed with her clit. She moaned and cunnie 
juice leaked from her crack, down her ass crack to her puckered 
asshole.

Alf knelt and then ran his thick tongue along Lynne's pussy slit.

"Oh, Alf! That feels so funny!"

Alf ran his tongue along both pussy lips and then twirled it 
around the brown-haired teen's erect clitty. Alf's tongue was 
raspy, like that of a cat and the nail file sensation across her 
clit made Lynne scream. She liked it!, but she had not anticipated 
the pleasure!

Alf's snout ground into Lynne's clit as his tongue snaked into her 
twat. His tongue flicked in and out of her love hole, darting like 
a snake's tongue, but probing deep since his tongue was long and 
strong.

"Um, um! Boy, you Earth girl's sure are tasty," said Alf. "Gloria 
tasted sort of like an old tire, but you Lynne honey, you are 
definitely a taste treat."

"Oh, Alf! That feels so good!"

But Lynne was prepared. Alf told her to get on her hands and 
knees, doggie style. Alf stood behind Lynne, a strong thick 
Herbert aimed straight at her tender young pussy. Hands on her 
hips, he leant forward and Herbert's head poked easily through her 
meaty lips. He pulled back on her and thrust forward and Herbert's 
six inches sank deep into the teen temptress' hot quim.

"Hmmmm, that feels so good Alf!"

Alf started pumping Herbert in and out of the sexy teen. Boy, had 
he dreamed of this moment. Ever since he'd landed on this planet, 
he'd had to do without sex - which wasn't too bad since he could 
normally control his sex drive. But he had occasionally dreamed 
about fucking an Earth woman, and Lynne had frequently been part 
of those fantasies! Now, the asparagus had made him lose control 
and things were working out quite well, thank you!

"Make it bigger, Alf! Fill me with your cock!"

Alf made Herbert longer, nine inches in total. He made Herbert 
thicker; so thick that Lynne's cunnie practically turned inside 
out as it gripped him tightly as he pulled out of her. As his dick 
came free, there was a loud POP! As he pushed back in, there was a 
loud sqwooshing noise as Lynne's sopping pussy sucked hungrily at 
the alien invader!

"Pump it faster, Alf! I'm ... I'm cumming!"

Lynne pulled and twisted her taut nipples as her orgasm ripped 
through her. Her head tossed from side to side, her long brown 
hair flew about. And her pussy snapped tightly around Herbert as 
spasm after spasm wracked her tight cunnie.

The pressure was too much for Alf. He thrust forward, imbedding 
himself fully in the hot teen and his rich thick alien cream 
sprayed out of Herbert, coating the walls of the teen tart's 
pussy. He jetted syruppy jism deep into her twat.

As he continued to cum, Lynne quickly reversed herself and locked 
her lips around Herbert's head, eagerly gulping down the sweet cum 
and also savouring the flavour of her own pussy juices.

At last the flow died and Lynne'd licked the last few drops from 
Herbert's eye.

"I ... I couldn't help myself. It just tastes so good" She said. 
Looking down at the jism that oozed out of her pussy, she asked, 
"Do you think we got enough inside me, to last twenty-four hours I 
mean?!?"

"Yeah, Lynne. I'm sure you did."

"Good," she said as her fingers eagerly wiped the excess from her 
pussy lips and she then eagerly sucked her fingers dry.

Kate and Willy and Brian returned from their trip the next day. 
They suspected nothing as each night Alf snuck into Lynne's 
bedroom as fucked her silly.

At least, not until Lynne started to show some peculiar side 
effects!

THE END
