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In the Cards (couples)
by Anonymous Author (c) 1996

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	My wife is as avid an Alabama fan as I am a 
Tennessee fan. The Alabama VS Tennessee football game is 
always a tense time around our house.  Tennessee has won 
the last few years and I haven't pushed it too much, 
because I knew that it would not last.  Also, in the 
overall series Alabama is way ahead.

	This year my wife and I were separated 
when the game was played because of a situation beyond 
our control. I knew Alabama would slaughter Tennessee 
this year; Tennessee was having a terrible season, while 
Alabama was ranked # 2 in the country. When I talked 
with her on the phone I said, "Well, I challenge you to an 
Alabama VS Tennessee strip Gin Rummy card game. The 
Tennessee football team was slaughtered by Alabama, but 
this Tennessee boy can make you say 'GO VOLS'." My 
wife's reaction was both humiliating and exciting.

	When we finally got together and had 
the kids settled she said, "Let's go up to the bedroom; 
this Alabama female is going to stomp your male 
Tennessee ass in a game of strip Gin." The smile on 
her face and the wink of her eye told me that I was in for 
a rough game. My wife is really good at cards and can 
beat me most of the time. This was for the honor of 
Tennessee and I wanted to hear this avid Alabama fan say 
GO VOLS so I was going to try my hardest.

The first hand was a quick one - Linda won.  "Ok, big 
boy, off with the shirt. I want to look at that hairy 
chest."  The second hand was the same. This time she 
said, "And the Tide Rolls On! Take off your pants. 
We're getting there fast, aren't we?"

I won the third hand, which helped me regain some of my 
confidence and I said, " Now, the Tennessee male starts 
his comeback. Take off your shirt and I think you ought 
to have to take off the bra to, if you are wearing one
so I can see your tities." She replied,  "Since this is
the only hand you are going to win I'll give you a break
and take off my bra too. After all you are almost 
stripped; this next hand and you will be." I was still 
confident. My comeback was to be a short lived one as 
she easily won the next hand. Everything I played fit right 
into her hand.  With a wink and a smile she said,  "Now 
take off your panties, little man, and let me look at 
that dick. Do you want to play somemore?"  I replied, as
I took off my underpants, "But, I don't have anymore 
clothes!" Her reply was,  "I know, the Tide has Rolled 
all over you, this has been a slaughter just 
like the football game. This next hand will be for 
your ass. Are you game?"

I thought I might be able to win a few hands in a row and 
still pull off the win so I agreed. I lost this hand too.
Linda laughed out loud, winked at me and said,  "I've 
stripped you and now your ass is mine. I know you want
to hear me say GO VOLS and I want to hear you say 
ROLL TIDE. Let's play one more hand. If I win you 
will say ROLL TIDE whenever I tell you to for the 
next week; if you win the same goes for me saying 
GO VOLS. You can deal. "I said, "Ok, the odds are in 
my favor and I would love to hear you say GO VOLS for 
a week."

This hand lasted longer because she was holding 
everything in her hand. I discarded the card she was 
waiting for and she went out with a flourish.  "I 
love this. 

I told you this Alabama female would destroy you. I 
even gave you two chances after you were stripped. 
Now say it." I reluctantly said ROLL TIDE. Linda said," 
What ? I can't hear you." So I said it louder.

"Yeah, honey THIS TIDE JUST ROLLED ALL OVER YOU 
in cards now come over here and see how it's going to 
roll over you in another way. "With that, out went 
the lights and the tide rolled all over me again.  
It was all in the cards.

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