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 Archive name: 3rdrock1.txt (MF, inc?, 1st)
 Authors name: Kristen (kristen078@hotmail.com)
 Story title : Sally Learns Her Lesson

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 Sally Learns Her Lesson (mf, inc, first)
 by Kristen Kathleen Becker

 This story is a parody of the popular American sitcom "Third
 Rock from the Sun." It's about a group of alien anthropologists
 who come to earth and take human form so they can learn about
 our society from the inside.

                              *

 Dr. Solomon walked silently through the halls of the college
 toward his car. He really had to do something to redeem his
 standing with both Dr. Albright and the school director. He
 thought back on the events of the day and couldn't quite see
 where he'd gone wrong.

 Oh sure, he knew that kissing Mary Albright in her class room
 in front of her students, and pushing her up against the wall
 and groping her magnificent breasts had been somewhat indiscreet.
 But the school director surely over-reacted by suspending him
 for the remainder of the week. "Earthlings!" it was so hard to
 understand them.

 Just lately his sexual urges had been just too strong for him
 to control. The body he inhabited was giving him signals which
 made him do things that, apparently, were against human custom.
 Sometimes he felt he ought just to scrap this whole Earth
 experiment.

 Pulling into his driveway, he could see Mrs. Dubcheck looking
 out of her window. Sometimes she really got under his skin. She
 was always spying on them, and he wasn't sure how much she
 suspected. However, that was a problem he didn't want to face
 right now.

 Climbing the stairs to the 'family's' apartment, he heard
 loud voices through the door. "God dammit, Harry! You better
 stop eating the upholstery or I'm gonna kick your scrawny
 butt."

 Ahh, Harry and Sally were at it again.

 As Dick opened the front door and entered the apartment,
 Sally looked up and immediately started in on him. "Dick, I
 want you to tell this idiot to stop messing up the furni-
 ture... He insists on eating the upholstery for lunch."

 Harry piped up: "Dick, tell Sally to lay off me, or I'll
 show her what a man can do to a woman on this planet. I've
 taken about all I can from  her!"

 Dick spoke with exasperation: "Look, you two, we're supposed
 to  be a happy terrain family, and this bickering is just
 unacceptable! As High Commander, I order you to get along...
 and to start with I want you to kiss and make up. And I mean
 NOW!"

 Sally, an obedient lieutenant, sprang from the couch and
 grabbed Harry's head tightly with both hands, twisting it
 and bringing it up close to her face. She planted her lips
 around his and sucked them deep into her mouth. She held
 poor Harry in this position for a full minute until he
 began to black out, when she dropped him to the floor and
 stomped off to her bedroom.

 Watching Sally perform that aggressive kiss, dominating
 Harry, Dick was overcome by a strange feeling. He hardly
 noticed Harry lying half-conscious on the floor. He stood
 up and went over to Sally's door. After knocking, he opened
 it and walked in.

 Dick stood there frozen, staring at Sally... She lay prone
 on the bed, her pants lying at the foot of it. Her legs were
 spread wide, and one of her hands was between them, massaging
 her crotch.

 "Sally! What on earth are you doing?"

 She jumped at the sound of his voice. Wha...?  DICK! Can't
 a girl have any privacy around here? Get out before I break
 a knee cap!"

 "Why would you break your knee cap? I mean, that would
 really hurt, wouldn't it? Besides, you'd have a hell of
 a hard time walking around."

 "DICK... GET OUT!"

 "I just wanted to know what you where doing. Whatever it was,
 it was having quite an effect on me. You have a really great
 body. Did you know that?"

 "You really think so?"

 "Yes, and since I seem to be in trouble with Dr. Albright,
 I wouldn't mind using it for my sexual gratification...
 What d'yah say?"

 "I say NO! Now remove yourself from my bedroom, or I'll
 remove you myself."

 "Sally, I intend to leave, but please first tell me what
 you were doing on the bed just now. You know that we're
 here to learn about this planet and the people on it, and
 you were doing something I'm unfamiliar with. So, what were
 you doing! Pleeeze!"

 "Now get out so I can finish myself off!"

 He surveyed Sally's smooth body, sprawled out before him,
 and felt strangely nervous. She looked so... He wasn't sure,
 but he knew he didn't want to leave. A thought struck him.
 "Sally, where did you learn to do that, and what does it
 feel like to... masturbate?" he asked, curiosity building
 inside him, along with...  something he couldn't quite put
 his finger on.

 "I learned about it from Nina, your secretary, and it feels
 real good. Okay? Now leave me so I can finish!"

 "Can I watch?"

 Sally was feeling quite frustrated by now. She could either
 get up and kick Dick's butt, which would definitely ruin
 the mood, or let the dick-head watch. "Okay, just sit there
 and be real quiet."

 "Sure, Sally. You won't even know I'm here!"

 She lay back on the bed, closed her eyes and began again
 that slow rhythm she knew so well. She thought back to the
 day two months ago when she'd inadvertently stumbled on
 Nina, masturbating at her desk in the back office. What a
 sight that had been!

 Sally had long been attracted to Nina's smooth, dark skin;
 it gave her a funny feeling in the pit of her stomach when
 she thought about it, and about how it would feel to lie on
 top of her, feel her, touch her.. "Oh God... this feels so
 good, Nina. Oh GOD!"

 Sally let her mind drift back to that first day at Nina's
 desk. It had been wonderful. That feeling surged again
 through her body, making her shiver with delight.

 Dick sat and watched Sally closely as she fingered herself.
 The show was having its expected effect on his body too. He
 now sported a huge erection, and had started to breathe
 faster. When he heard Sally call out he felt he had to touch
 her. He rose silently and undid his pants, letting them drop
 to the floor. Stepping out of them, he approached Sally's
 bouncing bed and quietly sat down next to her, then reached
 over and put his hand on top of hers.

 Sally's eyes flew open and she paused in her sexual massage.
 Dick's hand now replaced hers and he imitated her earlier
 movements as best he could, pressing his palm firmly on top
 of her moist pussy lips.

 'Wow!' he thought. Was this erotic!'  The feelings that
 coursed through his earthling body were a real rush. Dick had
 been having regular sex with Dr. Albright, but this was
 different. Sex with another, different body was more intense.
 This first time with another body other than Mary's was
 turning him on more than he'd been turned on for a long while.

 Dick knew he must fuck Sally, and he had to do it now; he
 couldn't wait any longer.

 After the initial shock of Dick's first touch, Sally lay back
 and let him masturbate her pussy. This was almost as good as
 Nina, she thought, remembering how Nina had gasped in surprise
 when Sally had interrupted her self-manipulation at her desk.
 When the beautiful dark woman had recovered from her shock at
 being discovered, she had beckoned a fascinated Sally over to
 her.

 She had unbuckled Sally's belt, and opened her jeans, slid her
 pants and undies down her thighs, and "oohed" and "awwed" while
 fingering her unresisting private parts.

 Sally hadn't had an orgasm before that day. But since then...
 wow! Now she masturbated at least four or five times a day.
 The best times were just after whacking Harry or Tommy, or
 when she had dominated any man, for that matter. Yes, those
 had been the best times... until now.

 Dick's hand was driving her crazy. His fingers, sliding in
 and out of her wet vagina, made Sally think strange thoughts.
 As she began to orgasm, she grabbed Dick's head and jammed it,
 face first, down into her crotch, grinding his nose and mouth
 into her soaking pussy.

 Dick didn't seem to mind at all, and suddenly he started to
 kiss and lick her cunt lips, taking her over the edge.

 "GOD, OH GOD, I'M CUMMMING!! YES! YES! GOD YES!"

 Dick was fascinated by Sally's reaction, and highly turned-on
 too. What he had to do next was fuck his weapons officer.
 That much he knew.

 Sally had taken the female body when they first landed because
 she liked the texture of the skin and the graceful lines of
 the body; she didn't know about the stereotypes and obligations
 that came with it. Dick was glad his weapons officer had chosen
 this body because just then it was looking very inviting.

 He crawled up onto the bed, and when Sally's racking spasms
 slackened he positioned himself between her shapely long legs
 and eased himself down onto her hard, smooth body. He felt her
 become tense when he placed his raging erection against her
 sloppy  opening. She started to protest but Dick just plunged
 with his hips, and in one smooth, hard stroke he was up to the
 hilt inside her.

 Sally yelped as his human cock tore through her hymen, destroy-
 ing her virgin barrier. Then it all became a whirl as Dick
 plunged over and over into Sally's now-yielding pussy. After an
 instant of pain, and a momentary primal fear, Sally lay back
 and let it happen. Pretty soon she found that Dick's thrusting
 made her feel even better than masturbating had done.

 She started thrusting back, meeting his hips with faster, and
 even more violent, humping movements of her own. It wasn't
 long before Dick started shooting his sperm into her waiting
 vessel.

 'Yes,' he thought, pumping come into her vagina, 'this weapons
 officer sure has a fine body'. He thrust a few more times,
 squirting out his last few jets, then he slumped on top of
 Sally, breathing  hard, in a comfortable afterglow.

 Sally, prone under Dick's limp body, what was left of a once-
 mighty erection nestling comfortably in her rather worn pussy,
 hugged her commander and kissed his cheek. "That really was
 fun, High Commander!" she cooed. "We must do it again soon!"

 KNOCK KNOCK... "Hey, you guys, what's doin' in there? Hey,
 youse guys, open up, huh? I promise not to eat the upholstery
 any more. Come on out!  I'm bored! Want ta play?"

                             *

 Acknowledgments: All my thanks... to Stephen for his
 encouragement and proofing and to Ian for doing such a
 good job editing my little story.

    (c) 1997 - ed. 05/07/00 - Kristen Kathleen Becker
      Author contact address: Kristen078@Hotmail.com

                     MY STORY PAGE
         http://www.asstr.org/~Kristen/stories
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 It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with
 strangers. But it isn't okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex
 with strangers!!  You only have one body per lifetime,
 so take good care of it.
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