Author: Moderated by Gary Jordan
Title: The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2003, July
Part: 7 of 2003
Universe: The Silver Clitorides Awards
Summary: The Silver Clitorides Awards are a monthly adjunct to the
Golden Clitorides Awards.  Their object is to promote good stories
and good authors.
Keywords: Stories, Links, Awards
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The July 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Presentation:

"Inspire me," I told my Muse.

Embarrassment forbids me to type her response.  She's still pissed at me for accidently destroying last month's presentation, the one that would have made us both legends.  It looks like I'm winging it again this month.

<Sigh.>

So I went to La Taverna.  Sometimes you've got to go where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came.

A waitress approached my table.  "What'll you have, Mac?" she asked.

"My usual," I replied, ignoring the fact that she mistook me for Katie. (Katie is taller.)

She frowned. "And what might that be?"

"Never mind.  Just bring me something with chocolate in it." A minute later I was staring at a Tootsie Pop and pondering the fleeting nature of fame.

So what could I do? I walked to the stage. I set on the podium the statuette and framed award, a-hemmed for attention, and announced, "The Winner of the Silver Clitorides Award for the best story of the Month of July, 2003, goes to "Callie," by Deana Johns. Congratulations, Mr. Johns, and well done to all the authors and finalists."

The July 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Winner:

Callie http://assm.asstr.org/Year2003/43391
by Deana Johns http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Deana_Johns/

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The July 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Finalists.

A Pirate's Party http://www.asstr.org/~Dryad/piratesparty.html
by Dryad http://www.asstr.org/~Dryad/

Black Spider in B Cup, White http://assm.asstr.org/Year2003/43467
by DrSpin http://www.asstr.org/~gary/DrSpin.htm

Callie http://assm.asstr.org/Year2003/43391
by Deana Johns http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Deana_Johns/

Letters to Myself: Kissing Kathy Doyle 
http://www.erotica-readers.com/
by Mike Kimera 

Seven Lovers http://www.voracitybeat.com/words.htm
by ezwritr 

Year of the New Phone http://www.asstr.org/~number_6/phone.html
by Number 6 http://www.asstr.org/~number_6/

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The July 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Nominees.

A Pirate's Party http://www.asstr.org/~Dryad/piratesparty.html
by Dryad http://www.asstr.org/~Dryad/

Angel of the Night http://www.asstr.org/~oosh/nightangel.html 
by Oosh http://www.asstr.org/~oosh/

Black Spider in B Cup, White http://assm.asstr.org/Year2003/43467
by DrSpin http://www.asstr.org/~gary/DrSpin.htm

Callie http://assm.asstr.org/Year2003/43391
by Deana Johns http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Deana_Johns/

Door to Door http://www.asstr.org/~naive/doortodoor.html
by Naive http://www.asstr.org/~naive/

Independence Day http://www.cleansheets.com/
by Mike Kimera 

Into the Palms http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Holly_Rennick/Into_the_Palms
by Holly Rennick http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Holly_Rennick/

Letters to Myself: Kissing Kathy Doyle 
http://www.erotica-readers.com/
by Mike Kimera 

My Brother, My Lover http://www.storiesonline.net
by Jessy19 

Seven Lovers http://www.voracitybeat.com/words.htm
by ezwritr 

Year of the New Phone http://www.asstr.org/~number_6/phone.html
by Number 6 http://www.asstr.org/~number_6/

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