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Football team castrated (MF, nc, v, cast) by Anon
   A few of my girlfriends and me are fed up with the attitude of our town
high school football players, especially my brother.  We had just got out
of college and thought we should tech these kids a lesson.
   Hi, I'm Mandy and I'm back in my home town after graduating college, I
share an apartment with 3 other girls and one night we had 2 friends over
and we were discussing the high school football team, the Nobles.  The guys
on the team always were up to hijinx but this years team was getting out of
hand, groping women and forcing teachers to have sex with them the school
board did nothing as the team was winning and winning big and this was the
first time in ages we had a winning record.  Plus it was the 100th
anniversary of the town.  My friends and me decided to do something about
it!
   We all went to watch their next game which was on the road a good hour
away form town, now I had graduated college with a science degree which is
why I knew how to accomplish our plan.
   Of course the team won and had girls in their locker room before
boarding their bus, this is where we would get them!  We let off a sleepin
gas canister when the team was on the bus (it was on a timer) and everyone
on the bus was knocked out, I knew it would last about an hour.  My friend
Janice was able to drive a bus so pulled out of the parking lot (we took
pills to nullify th effect of the gas) qand Jo drove behind in her SUV. 
Janice drove about 10 minutes and pulled the bus over.  We had 40 minutes
to be same to do what we needed to do, there were 42 players and 6 of us so
that was 7 each.
   This is where the fun begins!  We started at the back, undid the pants
of the guys one by one and cut off their balls!  One swipe with a sharp
knife.  We were all nearly reaching orgasms doing it.  We each had a
container to collect the balls.  We injected the guys with a pain killer
and did their pants back up, it took about 4 mintues per player so were
were done in plenty of time, got into the SUV and went back to my
apartment.
   A little while later the people on the bus awoke and weren't sure what
happened, plus no one knew they had missing balls.  The driver drove back
to town and couldn't explain how come they'd pass out, we'd taken the gas
cannister.  Of course as soon as the first player went to pee he noticed he
had no balls!  Then they all noticed.  The police were called to
investigate.
   I had a phone call from my mom to ask if we'd heard bout the team, of
course I said no and was shocked when she told me.  She said my brother wa
sn tears, this made me feel great.  The police came and questioned us as we
were at the game but of course we said we came straight home.
   Suddenly the players were the laughing stock of the town, the girls
didn't want to be near them and this week we had a road game against the
next town, our longtime rivals who we never beat but everyone was expecting
us to win until the ball incident.  There was debate as to whether or not
we should play and the school decided to play, the other town promised to
downplay the incident but by now the papers and even TV reporters were
descending on our town trying to solve the balls mystery.
   On the night of the game things started out even better than we'd
thought, when the team got to the bus someone had spray painted "NoBalls"
instead of Nobles!  And when we got to the game the scoreboard was
spraypainted "NoBalls".  This was great!  These guys had been brought down
a peg or two (or is that a ball or two?)
   Of course our team lost and endured humiliating chants, after that the
school canceled the remaining games.
   The police never caught the perpetrators and me and my friends cooked
the balls into a meatball stew, we ate the whole teams balls!
   The good thing is the players started to treat everyone better and
learned humility.  I won't be an aunt ( I only have one brother) down the
road but I can live wihout that.  We expect to tell this story for the rest
of our lives.
   After that season the high school renamed the team to the Tigers.  Which
is even better because in their last season the "Nobles" will always be
remembered as the "NoBalls".  And it will always be recorded being the
centenary of our town.  The team were in all the tabloid press.  It was
wonderful!  
  
football team castrated (mf, nc, v, cast)