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Subject: {ASSM} {ASS} CELL DIVISION {Hungry Guy} (nonhuman ScFi humor)
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{ASS} CELL DIVISION {Hungry Guy} (nonhuman ScFi humor)
BY: Hungry Guy (hungry@stoolmail.zzn.com or
hungryguy@literotica.org)
Foreword: This is a work of fiction. None of the people in this
story are real. None of these events ever happened. This story is
nothing more than words that came from my imagination. Any
similarity to any real people, places, or events is purely
coincidental.
Operators of erotic story web sites, whether free or fee-based, have
my permission to post my stories for public reading, provided that
credit is given to "Hungry Guy" (hungry@stoolmail.zzn.com or
hungryguy@literotica.org) as the author, and as long as you don't
make changes other than fixing typos. Even beware of fixing typos,
for I occasionally use local slang and dialects that may be flagged
by your spell checker. Thanks.
###
Eukaryote swam in the filtered sunlight that filtered down
through the fetid swamp water above him.
Prokaryote, had been swallowed by a larger bacterium earlier
today, and Eukaryote missed his friend. Reminded of hunger, however,
he began waving his cilia in search of free protein molecules. It
was exhausting work, but after feeding to his fill, he went cessile
to let himself float to the bottom.
It had also been hours since Eukaryote had last divided and he
was feeling horny again. He waved his cilia in that way that felt
just _so_ good. He kept it up, and felt his orgasm building.
"Oh man!" he sighed as his prophase began. He could almost feel
his new kinetochores and kinetochore fibers form inside him.
"Oh Man! Oh God!" he moaned as his metaphase began, and his
chromosome began to attach to his new kinetochores. He could hardly
control his wildly flapping cillia.
Then his DNA began to replicate. His mitochondria began working
extra hard to provide him with the energy he would need soon for his
mitosis. He could feel his single DNA molecule pulling itself in
two, then attaching the resulting two parts onto opposite sides of
his cell wall.
"Oh man, that feels so good!" he moaned again as his anaphase
began. He was almost there. He could feel his cell membrane
stretching -- stretching -- almost to the breaking point.
"Oh God! Oh God!" he screamed in ecstasy as his chromosomes
ripped apart.
He began thrashing as he reached his telophase. It was the
creepiest feeling as his nucleus reformed, yet the orgasmic sensation
overwhelmed any and all discomfort. He could almost feel himself
split in two at this point, though his offspring was still firmly
attached.
Finally, "Here it comes! Here it comes!" he screamed in ecstasy
as his cytokinesis phase began. The intense pain and pleasure of his
cell stretching -- stretching -- until... "Yeow!" he screamed as his
common cell wall ripped apart leaving two genetically identical
partners where there had been just one to begin.
His powerful orgasm left him famished. Eukaryote asked his new
offspring, "Was it good for you too?"
"Oh yes! It was wonderful! The best we ever had!" he answered -
- being asexual, both of them shared the same memories up to this
point.
His offspring looked to be already scouring the waters for free
protein molecules to sate his own hunger, so Eukaryote got his cilia
in motion and began searching out dinner as well.
- END -
--
Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights
reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated.
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