Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Author: Moderated by Gary Jordan Title: The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2003, July Part: 7 of 2003 Universe: The Silver Clitorides Awards Summary: The Silver Clitorides Awards are a monthly adjunct to the Golden Clitorides Awards. Their object is to promote good stories and good authors. Keywords: Stories, Links, Awards +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+ The July 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Presentation: "Inspire me," I told my Muse. Embarrassment forbids me to type her response. She's still pissed at me for accidently destroying last month's presentation, the one that would have made us both legends. It looks like I'm winging it again this month. <Sigh.> So I went to La Taverna. Sometimes you've got to go where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came. A waitress approached my table. "What'll you have, Mac?" she asked. "My usual," I replied, ignoring the fact that she mistook me for Katie. (Katie is taller.) She frowned. "And what might that be?" "Never mind. Just bring me something with chocolate in it." A minute later I was staring at a Tootsie Pop(R) and pondering the fleeting nature of fame. So what could I do? I walked to the stage. I set on the podium the statuette and framed award, a-hemmed for attention, and announced, "The Winner of the Silver Clitorides Award for the best story of the Month of July, 2003, goes to "Callie," by Deana Johns. Congratulations, Mr. Johns, and well done to all the authors and finalists." The July 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Winner: Callie https://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2003/43391 by Deana Johns https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Deana_Johns/ +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+ The July 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Finalists. A Pirate's Party https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Dryad/www/piratesparty.html by Dryad https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Dryad/www/ Black Spider in B Cup, White https://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2003/43467 by DrSpin https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/gary/www/DrSpin.htm Callie https://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2003/43391 by Deana Johns https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Deana_Johns/ Letters to Myself: Kissing Kathy Doyle http://www.erotica-readers.com/ by Mike Kimera Seven Lovers http://www.voracitybeat.com/words.htm by ezwritr Year of the New Phone https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/phone.html by Number 6 https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/ +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+ The July 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Nominees. A Pirate's Party https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Dryad/www/piratesparty.html by Dryad https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Dryad/www/ Angel of the Night https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/oosh/www/nightangel.html by Oosh https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/oosh/www/ Black Spider in B Cup, White https://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2003/43467 by DrSpin https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/gary/www/DrSpin.htm Callie https://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2003/43391 by Deana Johns https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Deana_Johns/ Door to Door https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/naive/www/doortodoor.html by Naive https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/naive/www/ Independence Day http://www.cleansheets.com/ by Mike Kimera Into the Palms https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Holly_Rennick/Into_the_Palms by Holly Rennick https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Holly_Rennick/ Letters to Myself: Kissing Kathy Doyle http://www.erotica-readers.com/ by Mike Kimera My Brother, My Lover http://www.storiesonline.net by Jessy19 Seven Lovers http://www.voracitybeat.com/words.htm by ezwritr Year of the New Phone https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/phone.html by Number 6 https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/ +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+SCA0307