Author: Moderated by Gary Jordan Title: The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2002, March Part: 3 of 2002 Universe: The Silver Clitorides Awards Summary: The Silver Clitorides Awards are a monthly adjunct to the Golden Clitorides Awards. Their object is to promote good stories and good authors. Keywords: Stories, Links, Awards +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+ The March 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Presentation: "Is he still in there counting votes?" Gary's Muse's Sockpuppet has never been know for his patience "Yes," Gary's Muse replies. "You must admit, a four-way tie would be a most unusual occurrence." Sockpuppet snorts. "I doubt he can count past twenty-one, anyway. Twenty-two if he uses his nose." "Sockpuppet!" Muse laughs despite herself. "He's just trying to be thorough. He tried a form-mail voting system for the first time, and it had... bugs." "What kind of bugs?" Sockpuppet looks around anxiously for silverfish and moths. Muse just rolls her eyes. "Not those kind! The kind where you have to tell the CGI script the correct address to send the votes to. Besides, you're not afraid of a few insects, are you?" "Never say 'frayed' to a sockpuppet," Sockpuppet shudders. The door to the secret vote-counting room opens, making the sound of a flushing toilet more audible. Gary emerges, bleary eyed. "Is it still a four-way tie?" Muse and her Sockpuppet ask together. He shakes his weary head. "No. Once the votes sent by the form to my main screen name - let's call them 'absentee ballots' - were added in, it came down to just two." "Just two?" "Yeah. Giggling by Nicholas Urf� and A Garden Called You by Jamie Joy Gatto." He yawns. "Anyway, here's what we'll do this month - we'll invite all the authors and fans to a cheese and wine tasting." "The Ripple or the Boones Farm?" asks Sockpuppet. "That's not important. Anyway, we'll pick up some Zinfandel or a nice Mogan David. Where was I? Oh yeah, wine and cheese. After we get everybody's cheeks all rosy, I'll make a toast to the winners..." "To Brie or not to Brie..." "Enough with the cheesey remarks," Muse cuts in. "Gary, do you realize..." "I'll say something really swave about their style and class," Gary continues. "...that you've already..." "I'll mention what a wonderful crop of stories they competed against." "...announced them?" Muse finally finishes. "I'll thank them for their... I what?" Gary looks puzzled. "Read back to the twelfth paragraph. You already announced the winners." Gary reads. His face turns it's favorite shade. Muse pats his dejected back. "You can still congratulate the winners, you know." Sigh. "Congratulations, Nick. Congratulations, Jamie Joy." The March 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Winners Giggling https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/nickurfe/www/fripperies/giggling.html by Nicholas Urf� https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/nickurfe/www/ A Garden Called You http://www.mindcaviar.com/fiction/gatto9.html by Jamie Joy Gatto http://www.mindcaviar.com/jamiejoy/index.html +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+ The March 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards FINALISTS Curtains https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/Curtains.htm by Selena Jardine https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/ Subway Series #5: The Key to the Whole Thing https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/theGreatxIam/www/sub5.html by theGreatxIam https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/theGreatxIam/www/ Caught https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/oosh/www/caught.html by Oosh https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/oosh/www/ A Garden Called You http://www.mindcaviar.com/fiction/gatto9.html by Jamie Joy Gatto http://www.mindcaviar.com/jamiejoy/index.html Associations http://www.mindcaviar.com/fiction/astridl9.html by AstridL http://astridl.ezfish.net Giggling https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/nickurfe/www/fripperies/giggling.html by Nicholas Urf� https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/nickurfe/www/ Home Safe https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/HomeSafe.htm by Selena Jardine https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/ +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+ The March 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Nominees. Curtains https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/Curtains.htm by Selena Jardine https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/ Subway Series #5: The Key to the Whole Thing https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/theGreatxIam/www/sub5.html by theGreatxIam https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/theGreatxIam/www/ Caught https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/oosh/www/caught.html by Oosh https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/oosh/www/ Atlanta by Mtnz http://www.storiesonline.net The Smell Of Sex https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Couture/www/tsos.htm by Couture https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Couture/www/ A Garden Called You http://www.mindcaviar.com/fiction/gatto9.html by Jamie Joy Gatto http://www.mindcaviar.com/jamiejoy/index.html Associations http://www.mindcaviar.com/fiction/astridl9.html by AstridL http://astridl.ezfish.net The Girl Next Door https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Ann_Douglas/www/door.htm by Ann Douglas https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Ann_Douglas/www/ Victim/Victorian https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/vinnie_tesla/www/vict.html by Vinnie Tesla https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/vinnie_tesla/www/ Giggling https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/nickurfe/www/fripperies/giggling.html by Nicholas Urf� https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/nickurfe/www/ Home Safe https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/HomeSafe.htm by Selena Jardine https://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/ Amy and Friends https://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2002/35918 by Dorsai +----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+SCA0203