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Mother and Step Daughter move in with grandfather after husband leaves them. Grandfather bit has rules that any woman that says under his roof should be feminine stay at home and be barefoot and pregnant.

Step daughter wonders why there's a cot left in her room and step mums room. Grandfather wishes for both women to bear many babies by him.

Daughter comes home unexpectedly to find step grandfather fucking step mother to get her pregnant (step mom loving it).

Step Daughter then gets daughter intrested in having sex with grandfather by, step grand daughter and mother both end happy barefoot and Pregnant.

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Arogant rich boy is ivited to the house of a girl he has been chasing for years, She gets him hot and tells him she is into bondage. She talks him into being chained to her bed and another girl who has been after him all her life who he hates takes her place. The boy knows if she gets preggo he will have to marry her and stay married (Father's will.) or lose everything. As she takes him he finds out she is a really good fuck. As he is trying not to cum his rival walks in and fucks the girl he was after. Both girls go polyorgasmic and start begging for babies the rival cums first and the boy cums screaming into his now future wife.

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C all me crazy! but i would like to see a story about a white male actually cuckholding a group of black males for once and his wife finds out! She attempts to cuckhold him to show him how it feels and it kind of backfires.... perhaps have alittle uniform play by making him a security officer with the local shopping center or something of the like.

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How about a neglected wife who lives next door and reluctantly gives into the need for sex that her husband doesnt give her.

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I'd like to see a love story based off the Xenosaga video game series.

Idea 1.
Jr. and Momo finally consummate their love, shortly after Jr. comes across a rare item sold by an old man on Dock Colony that allows realians to get pregnant, uses it on Momo one night while she's asleep, the next day they have sex put 1 and 1 together.

Idea 2.
After several years of Shion ignoring his feelings Allen decides to look elsewhere for love and finds it in the maintenance bay with KOS-MOS, Allen gets similar rare item from the same old man on Dock Colony, uses it to knock up KOS-MOS, Shion finds out that KOS-MOS is pregnant and by who, gets jealous, corners Allen on board the Elsa and does something to rectify the situation, now Allen has one pregnant and horny battle android and one pregnant and horny chief engineer to deal with.

Idea 3.
Combine ideas 1+2 into one story.

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A mother is somehow fucking a man she thinks is fixed, but it is her son, and she gets pregnant.

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Two couples are friends. One couple (John and Jane) is just finished having their second child, and Jane is about to have her tubes tied as they do not want another kid. While on the topic, their friends (Matthew and Sarah) ask if John can impregnant them as a couple, as Matt is infertile. They also ask for it to be a natural conception, both because they like the idea and they can't afford fertility treatments.

After some debate John and Jane relent. They visit a few weeks later when Sarah is supposedly ovulating, and John leaves the room to go with Sarah. Jane is about to leave, but Matt says its only fair if they have sex as well since he's already going to have to suffer the shame of being cuckolded. Jane asks John if this is fair, and John agrees.

The couples are in separate bedrooms, and start off slowly and awkwardly. However, the competitive juices get flowing and they compete for orgasms and how many times they can go at it. It's literally hours until they all collapse exhausted.

***
Fast forward 2 months. Sarah is pregnant, but now so is Jane. John figures he wasn't careful enough before she got her tubes tied although he always wore a condom. He then finds out Sarah is due almost a month before Jane. He angrily confronts Matt.

Matt is 100% fertile. He made his wife Sarah think he wasn't so that she would fuck John, since that would be the only scenario in which Matt could fuck Jane. Once John agreed to have sex with Sarah, he came in Sarah every day till her supposed 'real' ovulation period (but Matt had been messing up her calendar). Sarah was already pregnant when John fucked her, but Jane was ovulating at that point since Matt had snuck a look at her daytimer in her purse during the last visit. Matt planned everything perfectly.

John asked Jane why she didn't use any protection? "Well, the had no condoms since they had been trying to get pregnant for almost a year. And Matt is sterile anyways!" Jane asked if John though it was Matt's baby, and John lies to alleviate Jane's guilt.

So instead of John impregnanting Sarah, Matt impregnates Sarah and Jane.

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Dan finally decides to make an honest woman out of Sally Ann. At the ceremony which is attended by lots of members of the Impregnorium, Sally Ann decides to let some of the members knock her up.

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Incest has been around in with a high profile now for about 25 years.

Previous to that the taboo was a very closeted affair and any story out there was always full guilt and recrimination and abuse etc.

Currently all the scenarios tht are prevalent in stories seem dated - the mother shocked and disgusted, then growing interest and fincally succumbing.

It may be time to update incest stories by treating them a bit more mainstream. Like fo eg a guys, 22, broke up with is girl friend and no replacement in sight. He recognizies his 38-42 year old mom as desirable and available as she and his father long since broke.

As a desirable and available woman he decides to put the make on his mom and calls her for a date.

His mom accepts the date and soon realizes she is being courted by her son. She respons like any woman who is attratced to a male, and while not dropping her pants on the first date,continuesthe dating nd eventually gives it up.

It turns out so good they actually fall in love and after much discuaaion decide to have a baby or two- just like any other couple.

What could be very interesting and sexy would be the discussion between the two about having a baby. How would deal with the age differences as the children grew up..what would others who knew them and found out say and how would they
handle it.

What about her husband and his father? Should they move far, far away, to minimise the danger of others finding out? Should they have the baby but not live together to avoid suspicion?

Should the mother retake her maiden name and marry her son so that it appears legal?

All of these would bring stories more true to life, less fantastic but more exciting as traditional usages are utilised in erotic story telling.

Of coure we cannot leave out traditional values like the son, father and brother with the huge dick, finding places and spaces in mother, sister and daughter that the women never knew they had.... big and long enough to enter wombs, the
deepeest places on the inside.

Not that I agree with incest becoming normal but it seems that that is not up to me one. Incest seems to be growing phenomena in society.

I dont think it is a good thing but the consewuences of the current breakdown in society everywhere.

In the end wtiht e reformation of scoiety I expect we would have faced up to the issue fully and that we will strip away the obsessive taboo sorrounding the issue, realize that it is better for society in a very practical sense to have the social expansion the cohabitation outside the family provides.

Once that takes root, the obsession from the way the old taboo was inculcated disappears, and so too all the erotic fantasies the taboo provides or generates.

Oh well! Nothing lasts forever! But we can enjoy the fantasies while the obsessions still lives.

Now who is going to update the erotic genre..the same updating for every type of coupling - father/daughter, brother/sister, mother/son?

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A mysterious event (e.g. toxic substance leaks into town's water supply) causes adult men to loose interest in sex, although they remain potent. Adult women develop an urgent need for sex, and teen boys become more studly. (Teen
girls are unaffected).

The teen boys become object of lust of the town’s increasingly desperate women although the story might focus on one particular boy or a small group and the group of women who focus their attention on them.

One day a woman, horny out of her mind come on to a pool boy or delivery boy or paper boy or son/daughter's friends and discovers that HE hasn't lost interest. She might think he was unique, but lets the secret out to a friend who has either found out for herself, or soon does. Soon work of mouth spreads that boys are the way to get fucked. The teasing high school girls who were not letting the poor horny boys fuck them suddenly find the boys (up to their ears in grown-up women’s pussies) uninterested so they are driven to g/g sex, which will become common among the women, too, as there are just too few boys around to keep them all satisfied.

With women unable to restrain their urges, most soon become pregnant because of:.
Accident -- the woman is so horny she forgets to insist on protection, to put in
her diaphragm.
Ignorance -- the event has neutralized her birth control pills,
Manipulation -- the boy (Black football player) realizes how desperate the woman
(the assistant principal who intended to discipline him) is and makes
unprotected sex his price for her satisfaction,
Gratitude -- the woman is so happy to getting fucked again she wants to reward
the boy by giving him a baby, or
Desire for more children – the woman was trying with hubby until he lost
interest.

The women may feel sympathy for their husbands and guilt, but they are so horny they screw the boys and get knocked up anyway. Most will try to cover their tracks by getting their husband s to fuck them, or at least put it in them, when they know or suspect they are pregnant and by choosing boys that look like their husbands. But many of these efforts will fail or be frustrated by lust-induced incaution and desperation. Probably the husbands will eventually catch on, but as everybody is in the same boat, there is not much they can do. Why divorce the wife if he does not have the urge to have sex and knock her up anyway?

The single woman doctor who is facing the same problems as the married women will get involved when she sees so many women pregnant at the same time.

I'd say the timeline of the story would run for about a year from the beginning (signs of husbands’ lowered sex drive) to the end (crowded maternity wards).

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My wife asks me what i want for my birthday and i reply a BJ. she says it'll never happen. Later my sister in law comes round she is in the kitchen talking to my wife, she asked what she can get me for my birthday (40th). I can't hear my wifes response but they both laugh and then she says a shirt or something will be fine.

The day of my birthday arrives, I have the day off work my wife takes the kids to school and goes to work. My sister in law calls round to wish me a happy birthday. She says she knows what I'd really like and will do it providing I will never ever tell a soul.

I get the best bj ever, then my s i l tidies up in the bath room and leaves. At my party that night it is as it has never happened.

A few months later my wife tells me her sister is pregnant, they have been trying for years with no joy. She is so happy for them.

I think back what was my s i l doing in the bathroom, I thought she either swallowed ot spat away. Did she have a secret agenda ?

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Nothing makes me harder than stories where sons accidently knock up their mom.. the ones where mom is in the shower or asleep and stuff happens only to realize its with her son. i want one where she fucks her son like watching a movie in the dark . or anything where the panties slip to the side and son gets his stiff long cock in his sweet ass mom and fucks her silly only to put a nice load of baby batter in her cervix unprotected . please some one make a real hot mom and son story not been many lately.

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Son accidentally impregnated mom. mom is not on pills because dad is fixed. Dad fucked daughter who just been
fucked by son. The fertile sperm were tranfered from son to mom throught the incestous unions of Fat/Dau, Sis/Bro.

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Parents belong to secret sex cult, once a month a young daughter is chosen to be impregnated at ritual, members to watch, she's impregnated by black stud so parents are honored to watch.

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Man is sexually frustrated by his wife who
- will not have sex frequently
- will only tolerate missionary position, lights out
- allows very little foreplay
- never lets husband eat her
- does not want to get pregnant
- will not wear (things that suggest sex)
--- short skirts
--- heels
--- low cut tops
--- necklaces, earrings
--- makeup
--- sexy night wear
--- sexy underwear
--- stocking
- does not like (situations that suggest sex)
--- parties
--- dancing
--- romantic dinners

Naturally, the husband is a sitting duck to be seduced by another woman and begins an affair.

Mistress is:
Black, a professional (e.g. lawyer) who does work for firm owned by husband
Slightly dome
Ample figure (in contrast to wife's nice normal figure. Husband likes her as she
is or fuller, but she's into thin.
Older than the wife and husband.
Pregnant with husband's baby and curvier than ever!

The wife realizes that the husband is no longer pestering her for sex, seems less depressed and becomes suspicious, catches him cheating. But the husband and the mistress seduce the wife

The ending would be happy.
- Mistress teaches wife to love sex (PIV, G/G, masturbation, cunnilingus).
- Mistress gets the wife over her fear of pregnancy (which was what was
preventing the wife from enjoying sex, dressing sexy, dancing, etc.)
- Mistress moves in with couple and two women become great friends and lovers
and are mutually supportive through their pregnancies.
- Husband nurses from milky tits and do the two women.
- The wife remains slightly sub to Mistress (as is hubby), taking care of their
babies
- Mistress continues her career.
- With two beautiful women wanting to fuck him and make babies for him,
husband's self confidence and career skyrockets.

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Chick finds out the her husband is cheating on her. She knows that eventually she'll be dumped so she schemes to befriend his lover convincing her the joys of unprotected sex and convincing her to trick her boyfriend (the husband) to fuck her unprotected. She meets with her often discussing her progress and upon finding out that she's pregnant she seeks out a lawer to get an amicable settlement threatning to use his infidility as grounds for alimony.

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Mother/Father are swingers. Dad has had vasectomy. Dad wants to watch submissive wife get pregnant by his son. Wife wants to nurse both Dad & Son during & after the birth of the planned incestual lovechild.

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How about a Nun getting pregnant by one of her students?

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A guy fucks and gives his sister ababy for a birthday present.

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M aybe you could write a little something more hardcore and perverse...my favorite kind of erotica.... I like girls to be violently raped and impregnated then get raped repeatedly for the whole pregnancy maybe some kind of blackmarket adoption ring or something of the sort that needs babies alot and hires violent men with extremely huge dicks to kidnap chicks and fuck them.

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A gal's husband is in the military and is sent to Iraq. She is just newly married by 6 months and while he is gone, she gets horny. She visits the NCO Club on base and meets another young airman and takes him home with her. They develop into a shack job relationship and they are fucking every night. She never thinks of her ovulating periods and fucks right through them, ending up pregnant by her boyfriend. Her husband returns home to find her pregnant by this boyfriend. But he brings
home his fellow female soldier who is pregnant by him. The four of these people end up living together with the pregnant women continuing to "grow" their bellies. The boyfriend and the husband decide to start fucking both women and the two couples end up living together as shack jobs under the same roof, naked and enlarging their families.

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I would love to read a story where the mother falls for the son and both of them cuckolds the father finally resulting in the mother giving birth to her sons baby.

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How about a nice "breeding farm" fantasy. Perhaps a young wife out for a drive after a fight with hubby. Her car breaks down. She goes to a farm house. The lady drugs her and takes her into the barn ..... Milking in the dairy barn and breeding in the pasture. Mooing softly at hubby's car .... but unable to do more since a Breeding Bull is just mounting her.

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I like the idea of a husband and wife teaching their teenage kids about sex, focusing on mom/son and daughter/dad, and the end result being the females being impregnated. I get hard just thinking about it.

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Add the birth in with the story of getting pregnant.

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W ife fucked, made pregnant, by her sister's husband (a few in her family know everything).

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Knocking up the babysitter. Starting off with a slow seduction or her coming on to the father.

Seducing the pregnant babysitter, or her being really horny and seducing the father.

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Planeload of women – professors of anthropology and their grad students, specialists in Pacific native cultures – are on an expedition to Funforyu Pilot is an 18 yr old virgin nerd. Plane is caught in storm, crashes all make it to uninhabited island paradise.

The super-competent women set about using their knowledge to make the place habitable. (The guy is useless except for lifting tree trunks, etc.) Sure that they will soon be rescued, the women have no thought of sex with the “looser” guy. They all intend to maintain their fidelity to husband/boyfriend/girlfriend, but something in one of the fruit they all eat, gradually "babe-ifies" the women and hunk-ifies the guy. Did I say it’s an aphrodisiac? Some women hate their new bodies – voluptuous breasts and hips, tiny waists -- "makes me look like a stripper!” Some fight their horny urges longer and more successfully than others. They realize the changes and talk about it; swearing public to remain chaste (while each plots secretly to get the guy alone.)

Maybe the fruit is only an aphrodisiac for the women; the guy has "only" his 18 yr old hormones, but he is so clueless he does not realize what is going on for a while. He is seduced first by Jane, the group leader, the oldest and apparently most conservative. The guy puts up futile resistance to each seduction in turn (oldest to youngest according to the volume of their ticking biological clocks). He tries vainly to be faithful to one then two then three ... Sometimes two or three women will join forces to get fucked.

Lots of secret liaisons, moonlight trysts, covert assignations, and midnight fucks in the jungle as the women all try to get laid while keeping up a front of respectability. Jealousy, suspicion, envy, catfights, anguished self doubts by the lesbians, bitchiness among the increasingly desperate women.

Then one by one the women’s bulging bellies start to show and the cat is out of the bag, fat's in the fire, shit hits the fan, etc. Of course Jane will be the first to be discovered with child.

The women have the place pretty well civilized by then and recognizing they are all pregnant by the guy, they decide to treat him like an oriental despot, waiting on him hand, foot, and cock. Jane takes the title of "First Mother" organizes everything. Who will midwife whose birth (only girls, an effect of the fruit?), who gets to fuck the guy when to maximize baby making. Generally the older women get more time with him because they have fewer years to make babies (and because they WANT to get fucked and the older women rule the roost. Tough titty, girls!) [Anthropologists would call it a hierarchical matriarchy.

The women teach the guy how to eat pussy so he can please them when even his fruit-enhanced cock is recuperating. Because of the high demand, he is kept pretty busy. Blowjobs are a sin, an unforgivable waste of a precious erection that could have pleased a hungry pussy or, with luck, given a woman a baby she craves. The ex-lesbians show the other women how to have fun when it's not their night. Fortunately the new shoots of same tree that produces the fuck-fruit are shaped like cocks, so they can be harvested, according to each woman’s taste, when the are 7”, 8”, 9”. … 14" tall <g> and used as dildos.

When a rescue ship does arrive, First Mother, still sexy and pregnant at 60+ (another effect of the fruit: delayed menopause) and realizing it is important to get more males into the gene pool, relieve some of the frustration of the women having to share just one man, but of course not wanting to give up the life of sexual pleasure on the island, organizes a seduction of the “rescuers.” After one night of ecstasy, the men radio a distress message and false position,
scuttle their boat, and live happily ever after helping the guy make the women and – by then -- their daughters pregnant.

Feel free to use or abuse.

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At a very remote mountain cottage a man is playing strip poker with other couples, and his wife loses so badly that she has to trade up multiple sexual dares. Everyone agrees that she has to fuck each of the husbands present to work
off her debt. The other wives are particularly cruel knowing his wife is ovulating, and everyone pretends not to have condoms with them and inform him that his have been destroyed. What does the guy do?

Perhaps the best story line is for the man to attempt just to refuse but “friends” won’t allow that, offering to let him fuck his wife first and hope 'first one in' is successful or fuck her last and hope to leave behind the largest load. He goes with "last in" option, telling his wife they can go into town the next day for the “Morning After” Pill. (There could be alternative
attitudes as he watches the wife being fucked – turned on and wanks or seething. Likewise there are alternative degrees of responsiveness by wife.)

But the "friends" figure out what he intends and sabotage his car (walking and all other transportation impossible) or drug or physically restrain the couple to prevent this. All this would require some motivation beyond just a game as would the "wives being particularly cruel" and would work best if the whole game was a set up.

The story could end conventionally with the wife pregnant and the husband sadder but wiser or the wife turned into a slut, she being the one to refuse to take the Morning After pill, etc

Or the story could continue showing how the guy exacts his revenge, either by personally impregnating -- those that just went along with the game set up -- or arranging for some "inappropriate person" (man of different race?) to impregnate
the wife of the leader. Maybe his wife will help in the revenge say by getting the women drunk or into a situation where she is impregnated.

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TV anchor, (mid forties but with still fabulous legs which she displays by wearing her famous miniskirts) with children 10, 8, 6, 4, and 2, becomes pregnant again. As her belly swells, her maternity dresses get shorter, and her ratings soar, everyone wonders, “How does she do it?” How does she combine a successful career and family and yet she never seem tired or bitchy, always relaxed and energetic. Earlier in her career she had been notorious for sleeping around with politicians, network executives, sports, movie and TV stars. But no one knows anything about her life since she married.

A rival network finally uncovers her secret: her husband is a stay-at-home house-man, a blond hunk fifteen years younger than she. He takes care of the house, cleaning, doing laundry, ironing beautifully. He is a great cook. He does all of shopping and running around with the kids to school and pre-school and after-school activities in the family SUV: a real “soccer dad”

He is very romantic, arranging nights out for dinner and dancing or candle-light gourmet meals at home that he has prepared. As soon as she arrives, the children are sent to their rooms and he meets her with a drink and then gets
down and eats her to several relaxing orgasms before serving a hot family dinner. If she is really tired, he does an expert massage and fucks her brains out to help her unwind. After dinner and he has helped the children with their homework and put them to bed, he draws her a warm bubble bath, soaping her breasts and tummy until she is nicely aroused and then diddles her to a delicious little climax. Then he dries her in a fluffy towel and carries her to bed to make love for the night. If she is tired, he’ll just fuck her a few times, but if she’s up for it, he will spend al long as she can stand between her legs, eating her to orgasm after orgasm. She falls asleep every night in his powerful arms, his huge cock still stuffing her sperm-flooded pussy.

Every morning after getting the kids off to school, he awakens her with his tongue in her slit and when she’s warmed up, gives her a rousting doggie fuck that has her screaming in ecstasy. After the breakfast he has prepared, she finds he has already laid out the daring miniskirt or short short power suit she will wear that day and he helps her pick out and put on her stockings and lingerie (although that often results in her letting him make her late.)

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I am pregnant and my baby is nay of me husband. She is either American Negro or Mexican...me husband be a Scot. Me husband is a petro engineer expatriated to Mexico, a land I do not like save for the long cocks of the males of that country save their manly, unwashed, earthy scent. They fuck first, make love next, which makes my cunt and womb all the more receptive for their sperm. Me mate, while well endowed spats a pitiful amount and after 8 years of marriage no child...one fuck, well actually a gang bang I believe you call it has started to swell my belly. Oh, by the way, American sperm tastes the best - thick, like Oysters Rockefeller, which of course must drip off the taster's chin. Yes?

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How about a story set in the near future about a man whomn says he's on the 'MALE' pill but instead wishes to knock up as many women as possible!

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While searching for the Holy Grail, Sir Galahad discovers a castle of 160 virgins with baby-fever: every one desperately wants to be impregnated.

(Inspired by http://arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedead/movies/holy-grail/scene-11.html)

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A young latina, busty and beautiful, is married to a man who makes her have unprotected sex with his friends.

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M assage therapist takes a client, after some careful manipulation and teasing, and impregnates her right on the massage table.

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Daughter gets pregged by father and she delivers a girl child (FATHER DOES NOT KNOW THAT HE PREGGED HER) later in life daughter calls up and says that the her child needs discipline as she is too lose, the father says send her to
her father and the daughter says why am I sending her to you? She comes to him and he end up in her pussy pregging her.

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I love stories where women/girls unknown to them innocently masturbates and make themselves pregnant.

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Brother and sister take baths separtely but in same bath water. Brother jacks off into water. Sister then takes her bath and fingers herself and gets pregnant. When they work out how it happened, brother fucks his virgin sister properly. Mum finds out and they seduce her and make her pregnant too.

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How about a group of explorers searching for a previous group who had gone missing in this same jungle!

They meet a group of women and are guided to their village. There they find the other men, happily enslaved to keep the village women pregnant. (Genetic problme, only girl babies are born.) The new group tries to get the original men to leave with them but they don't wnat to. On the night before the second group is to leave, women have a banquet get the new men drunk and seduce them all. Next mornig no one wants to leave.

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A breakfast club parody. Both Alison and Claire end up pregnant.

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Elaborating on Christie's fantasy: A woman is looking for a "real man," loyal, who knows his way around a truck, a gun, a chainsaw, and her body. But all she finds are guys who watch too much Dr. Phil, and know who made her shoes. To her, that’s not a man, that’s her girlfriend. She wants a man who gets up in the morning, greets her in the kitchen, bends her over the counter and >fucks< her senseless without first asking if she’s in the mood. Then has his coffee before getting in his truck and going to work.

Unluckily, she keeps meeting the "wrong kind." Lots of possibilities for humor. She come on to guys but they are and reluctant, "saving himself for marriage," "never 'does it' on the first date," etc. She takes more and more extreme measures to attract a Neanderthal, (even going to cowboy bars and learning to line dance ) but even the most hunky, rugged ones turn out to be wusses.

In the spirit of the story, the perfect guy should turn out to be someone who looks totally wrong (shorter than she, wears thick glasses ) but does turn her over the counter and fucks her senseless w/o asking. Girlfriends will be horrified when they see her with him, but she just returns a silly sated grin. She’ll be hugely pregnant when they marry.

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