Mother-in-law crushing....it's not what you'd think folks!!!! 10-May-98 10:33:50

Hi fellow crush fans,

Well I am posting this story ...it's new,it's fresh, it's.....well okay I'll get to it!

I am blessed with a beautiful wife...Happy mom's day dear.... and a attractive sister-in-law. But my Mother -in -law is a knock-out!!! This woman had just turned 52 about three months ago....to look at her you'd think she was about 39 to 40 yrs old. Lets put it this way....the three women in my life can swap clothes...all are about the same size...shoes as well...yikes!! So taking all this info I gather my mother -in-law is 5' 8-9" tall, about 135-140lbs size 9 shoe. She is a long haired red-head and in top shape ( outside of being a smoker,but what the hell).....the woman is retired so she does nothing but be active...jazzercise,swimming,golf.....okay I'm done...but you got to get the picture. Yesterday....Rachel and I went to her mother's house to pick up some things she had in her garage that belonged to my wife....she had them there for some time. As I said my M-im-L is a pretty good looking woman. She's got great legs and perfect feet. She came to the door in a pair of cut off's and a bathing suit top...and a pair of leather ,toe loop thongs...my eye caught the shoes...HAHAHA!

Anyway...we went into the garage to get the boxes. I being the come along pack mule on this trip got the honor of moving the boxes out to the car...but...IT HAD BENEFITS!!....I moved the box and lifted it up only to catch out of the coner of my eye a large roach fleeing out from under the box....and then my M-in-L's foot crashing down on the roach. I looked at my mother-in-law and she had a smile on her face and saying..." you two don't want to take that home with you do you?" as she twisted her foot on the roach for what seemed like minutes to me. Then she slide her foot back a few times to smear it.

Hey...it was a good thing I was holding that box in front of me ....my sailor was on deck..hehehe! Ol' mom-in-law really put the foot to that bug...WOW!! When we got back into the car I just sat there for a minute...had to get my bearings.....Rachel looked over at me with a half smile and said that the look on my face said everything!...God I hope not...how in the hell can I ever talk to my mom -in-law now....that is ..if she knew.......But it was still great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I can see where Rachel get's the mean streak from..............double YIKES!!!

Mike