Subject: wife vs roaches Date: Sat Jan 10 16:48:31 1998

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How about this:

My wife hates roaches to no end. she will go to all lengths to destory them. In our garage we have a small room were she stores boxes of baskets for here sister's flower shop. Well today her sister came over to get a few of these boxes...Oh what fun I was about to see! Both women were wearing leather thongs, like a flip-flop, only leather with hard leather soles. My sister-in-law picked up the first box and out ran a roach about 1" long. My wife seeing this wasted no time and stepped on it. When her foot came down on it's body there was this loud moist CRUNCH! and I could see it's guts shoot out from under the sole of her thong. Then she ground the bugs body to pieces. When she removed her foot , there was a wet spot about 6" round with pieces of the roach torn apart in the spot....the rest stuck to the sloe of her thong...she paid no mind to this and went on helping her sister.

Now get this...after she had stepped on the roach...she got a can of raid and sprayed behind the rest of the boxes. Then her and her sister waited for a minute or two and out came about a dozen roaches . Big ones,baby ones ,pregnant ones the all ran to escape the posion.....unfortunately a bigger death was waiting for them... two angry women. Now I was in heaven..now I am whatching two women chasing roaches in all directions crushing them to death under the hard leather soles.This is what I love to see a woman chasing after her prey. Just when the roach thinks it has gotten to safety it's life is crushed out as a cigarette (which also got crushed during this) under her foot.

I stood there and whatched as my wife and her sister stepped on about a dozen roaches...non were spared and each were twisted to pieces without mercy. Two beautiful women....with a hell of a mean streak. Oh to have been a roach this day, to have been crushed under the soles of two Goddesses! And to hear the remarks both of them were saying during their stomping...."get it! ..wait I'll step on this one"...It's dead now!" and my favorite "hurry step on it before it gets under something!"

When they left , I took a good look at the damage they had done. Wet spots everywhere with pieces of crushed roach in the center. Some had been smeared across the cement floor in a streak of guts and body parts. Sometimes you'd only see a grease spot...and you knew that the roach's body was stuck to one of the women's shoe. Such destruction....and as I typed this eyewitness account to you I got very hot....think I gotta go...for now!

Crushlover