BZHeel Girl Christmas Crush...from BZ Thursday, 01-Jan-98 21:01:17
Hello, All,
Sometimes an opportunity for a crush pops up when least expected! And sometimes it is truly a complete accident, but that doesn't mean you can't get some milage out of it!!
This is the case with a friend who got her first BZHeels 3 days before Christmas! She was ready to crush feet/toes and damage floors and woodwork all thru the holiday season.. but never had the chance because of some flu bug ended up crushing her! Every now and then the bug wins one!
On Tuesday before New Year's she was well enough to do some visiting, but didn't dress up or anything. Just black jeans with hose underneath, white blouse w/black vest. She wore a 1 1/2" cowboy shoeboot style shoe, very hard heel and light-colored leather sole. Picture the light sole in your mind, it will be important later! She's 5'10", about 165 lbs.
While visiting a girlfriend, she had the occasion to walk thru the kitchen and then downstairs to get more drinks from the extra frig down there. She flipped the light switch and nothing... both lights at the top and bottom of the stairs were burned out! Being familar with the house, she proceeded down the stairs... on the fouth stair she stepped on something that compressed and crackled as her weight fell from the step above! After retrieving the beers she aimed a lamp up the stairs out of idle curiosity to see what she had crushed! It was the family's new Christmas hamster... smallish by hamster standards and very crushed with guts spread on the stairs... she had caught it broadside just behind its shoulders. Until then she had crushed some food for me, and always had stepped on hands and feet, but never a major league victim like a hamster! She looked at her one shoe and there was some red smearing there, but not much! She then did something I found amazing and surprising! She stepped on it again going up the stairs making sure that her heel just hung off the end of the stairs.. this allowed the light tan soles to get smeared with a bunch of guts!
She walked normally across the kitched floor and left some tracks, but the portion of the shoe that didn't touch still was pretty nasty! She then took a seat where she could cross her legs more like a man and flash the bloody sole to the rest of the room! She immediately engaged the person next to her about the bowl games and then mentioned that both lights were out on the stairs! The middle brother was chastised for not getting new bulbs in!
After a few minutes her friend noticed the shoe and said "Sherry, what's on your shoe?" My friend tiltled her shoe up and said "I don't know... I must have stepped on a donut with cherry filling or something.... I couldn't see on the steps, that's weird"
She took her shoe off and carried it to the kitchen to find some paper towels and they found more prints! Her friend slapped a bulb into the top light fixture and flipped on the lights...
Needless to say she inadvertently let out a scream loud enough to bring everyone running! There was the hamster crushed and split wide open!! My friend went into the "shocked" mode and began apologizing profusely! Of course, my friend didn't catch any hell, but the brother did for not putting in the bulbs as he was told!!
Epilogue: My friend shocked the hell out of me, truly I had no idea she was such a quick thinker and "crush-hibitionist"!! She told me it was too good to pass up and she knew the youngest family members were at a sleepover, I thought that was nice to at least consider the younger family members!
The Moral: when you least expect it, that's when the best things happen! Whether she'll crush again is still up in the air, but there's a good chance....!! I know for a fact there will be bruised feet out there!
BZ
PS - I've heard nothing at all from the BZBabes who wore heels on New Year's Eve.... maybe they all struck out!