More Boss Crush stories...this one regarding a mouse!...by BigJayCool Thursday, 25-Dec-97 22:29:12

First...Happy Holiday's everyone!

Okay. Let me tell you all. I LOVE where I work. My boss is beautiful and she obviously loves stepping on stuff. I told you all previously about her incident with a yellow jacket. Well, I figured that nothing could really top that so much as it would warrant another posting...I mean, how many insect crushings can you hear before the spark starts to fade? Luckily for me, something much, and I mean, MUCH BETTER happened. Where I work (Office Max) we have a big wearhouse full of office supplies and such. We also however, sell candy and gum and stuff. Well, with the candy and gum and stuff brings vermin. Specifically- mice. Since the first day I started working here I've heard stories about 'Mickey', the mouse that everyone's seen but nobody's caught. Well, last Tuesday 'Mickey' got his. I don't know how many of you know the layout of Office Max, but in teh back there is ususally a copy center and near that is the recieveing room where shipments come in. The recieving area is basically where 'Mickey' lived. Whenever anyone would go back there you'd hear him. This became extremely annoying. Numerous traps were layed, but nothing ever came out of it. I guess 'Mickey' was just too smart. Well, on Tuesday we found out that even 'Mickey' can't outsmart 'Lori' my feme fetale of a boss (see previous stories for a description of Lori). I just got off my shift and I'm heading into the back when I pass by the copy center. Lori was back there and I see her staring at the floor and seemigly following something with her eyes. I lean over the counter and ask what she's looking at? "ssshhhhh," she says "Mickey's over here." "Really?" I said, not having actually ever seen this fantom rodent. So I walk around and sure enough, there is the mouse, trapped between two large copy machines that were pushed back agaisnt the wall. 'Mickey' was trapped. "I'll get a box" I said to Lori. FIguring that I'd trap the mouse in it and let it go outside. "no, wait" she said and told me to watch. Now, like I've said before, I love Lori. SHe is the living embodyment of everything I want in a girl. SHe is smart, beautiful, athletic, and she acts like one of the guys. "I'm going to teach this mouse a lesson he'll never forget," Lori said. I swear to god she said this. It was the most laughable sadistic thing I'd ever heard and I almost shot a load right there. She took one step towards the cornered mouse, which was about three inches long and salt and pepper color and was towering over it. The mouse had nowhere to go and it just sat there looking for a way out. What transpired next is something that will stay in my dreams for the next month. Lori lifted her black size 7 boot up and placed it over the squirming mouse. I could see it trying to wiggle out from under her boot, but it was no use. Lori said "say goodbye to Mickey." and with that she slowly ground her foot into 'Mickey'. I could see the mouse twitching violently for a while and then just going limp as it slowly dissappeared under her boot. Pink goo soon ooozed out from under her boot as Lori lifted up her foot. Boy it was a sight. I could barely stand as my erection had me in a hunched over position. Lori looked down at the mouse and poked the gooey remains with her shoe. She then went to the cabinet and got out a paper towel and wiped the remains up and threw it in the garbage. She asked me if I would be 'a dear' and go get some windex and clean up the 'mess I made'. Like a mad fool I sprinted for the back room...

And that was that. Like I said, I love where I work. Please reply if you liked this.

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