Re: Crushed under my truck! Saturday, 27-Dec-97 20:51:34

I have enjoyed crushing objects with cars since I got my driver's license. Recently, I purchased a huge truck, partly because it is beautiful and partly because I knew it would serve my crushing desires better.

On a trip out to California earlier this year, I had the pleasure of crushing a rabbit that decided to play "chicken" with me. Needless to say I won, completely squashing the rabbits rear end before it could move out of the way. But because I had only demolished the rabbit's back end, the poor bunny was still alive. I, of course, remedied this by SLOWLY running over him with my truck's rear tire (starting from the rear and moving forward, making mush out of his skull).

As I pulled away from the rabbit's remains, I could see that the tires had left a nice, clean, bloody tiretrack on the pavement. Indeed, this was a gruesome roadkill - I enjoyed it thoroughly though; I hope the rabbit did as well!

I enjoy the stories of other people who have the same desires as I - keep on driving!

:-)

wildbtk@flash.net