Hello Everyone,

This is for those who like to get run over and do not have a wife or girl friend who will do that for them.

Before reading this, I recommend you read Tricks & Tips #2 which contains some safety warnings. This is really for the run over enthousiast and not for beginners! You may end up run over more than you aimed to!

What do women do best ... Shopping!

All you need is to find a multi storey car park or something like that that women use a lot. Errrrr ... avoid those with security cameras or take the position of the cameras in considerations.

The best way to plan the "accident" is to remark your pray as she comes in to park. That way you know where the car is and it gives you time to prepare and also a few more options.

As she goes, note the pace of her walk. When she comes back note the pace of her walk and note any differencies. If the pace is consistent the timing is easier to predict. If she comes back quicker than she went, she'll be quick starting and hitting the gas pedal. If she comes back slower than she went, timing will be very difficult to estimate.

When the lady comes back, follow her at a distance of 40 to 70 yards depending on pace. You have a shoe lace untied, and as before, you have something in your hands - not coins or keys as we want to avoid any noise. When she starts her car, you are 2 to 3 car widths behind her and continue walking. You drop your cards, papers, by the car next to hers. You bend down and pick in up, as you take a step off there, you "notice" your shoe is untied. If your time is right, you'll hear her putting the car in reverse. So you bed down again to tie your shoe. But by now you are behind her car.

The bending down before getting behind her car is necessary so she does not see you. You can select which part of car goes over you. The wheel over which part of your body, or choosing to be trapped under the bodyshell of the car.

If you sense the girl is a shy driver, don't put a part of your body that is too thick. If she backs off slowly she will notice and stop before driving over you!

With the shy drivers, it is better to avoid the wheel and aim to go directly under the car. How do you control how far she goes? The same way you would if it was a genuine accident! You make a lot of noise, yell and make yourself heard as if you were panicking! When this happens, she'll slam the breaks and get out of the car. Chances are by then, you'll be right under her driving seat, you'll hear the door open and, see the two high heel shoes and pantyhosed legs coming out of the car from the most satisfying angle!

Then you'll see the legs bending down and that lovely face feeling very sorry, apologising saying she did not see you! You would then instruct her to drive forward slowly to free you. Then you would be treated to the legs extending and those high heels going back up in the car; quite shyly. As the car goes forward, you could lay your hand in the path of the wheel. Then you could tell the girl that you feel OK but you are in a rush to get wherever you wanted to get to, but she can leave you her phone number should there be a need to contact her later on! (insurance)

If you are dealing with a frank driver or a lady in a hurry, then watch out, you could get more than you bargained for!

Of course you don't have to see the women park the car, but if you do your estimation of time and the kind of driver she is will be far more accurate!

That is assuming the car is parked front in and that it will reverse out. If the car is parked, back in and will exit forward, then you have to know who the driver is; see her park. When you see her coming back in the distance, you can go behind the car, drop something under the car, bend down and struggle to pick it up. At least this is what an unnoticed observer would think. Really, what you are doing is putting yourself completely under the car. The cars on either side will ensure she can't see you.

Perhaps, you'll be lucky and she'll put something at the back of the car, treating you to that close legs and shoe show. She cannot see you, unless she drops something and picks it up. If that happens you could explain you dropped something and tried to pick up (act stupid so she buys it!). But the chances of her dropping something and discovering you is pretty remote!

Then you are treated to another heels and legs show as she goes to the driving seat ... Your head could be inches from her pumps! ... It is good if it is tight, because when she sits down in the driving seat it is her weight you can feel on your head. When she drives off, you should choose a thin part of your body to go under the wheel, or you could hang on for a while, or you could choose a thicker part of your body. But then be prepared for a acting real stupid when you're caught!

The best place for these are shopping malls car parks, especially indoor ones.

The best times are during the week, at lunch time, or just after close of business.

Another way to get a limb runover, is to park your car next to your target. And loose consciousness on her passenger side. You just lay there. She comes from the otherside, goes straight in the driver's seat and as she drives off you can put whatever part you like under the wheel. Why did you loose consciousness? Diabetes, mugging ... you are even more convincing if you have already been ran over!

Another way is by night clubs. The car parks are poorly lit. Also it is likely that the driver will have to a bit to drink and more confident. The hearing will have been affected. So the lady will be very much in a hit & run mood. In this case, plan your carefully crush and go for it big time, if you know you can take it. But do not expect the lady to stop!

I hope you've enjoyed the tips and be assured that they work; especially with experience. I know this works for me usually once or twice a week!

Next I will tell you about some of my experiences with or without concenting ladies!

GotTrampled