This one if from Soleman...

Around 10 years ago, I was dating this girl. She was blonde and beautiful and her name was Jennifer. She lived about half a

mile from me, and as I didnt drive, I used to walk her home after we had been out on a date.

Anyhow, one night after we had been out doing the bar circuit I walked her home. The roads were wet after a rainy evening

and all the slugs had come out to play! My heart almost stopped as she began to reveal a side to her that I didnt know existed.

She looked at these little fellas on the sidewalk, and then looked at me with an evil grin. One by one she started to stomp there

little bodies, turning them to mush. Some she did quickly, some more slowly. She would position her sole half way over their

bodies and gently squeeze. I was breathless.

We walked on a little further and again, she stopped, this time by a public telephone box. The glowing light from within the box

illuminated 10 or 12 snails that had eased their way up, attracted to the light from within. She was smoking a cigarette. She

took a long drag on the cigarette, drew it back, and flicked the ash on to the pavement. Then, as she exhaled, she moved the

cigarette toward one of the snails on the telephone box. As it shrivelled and burned it retracted back into its shell and fell to the

sidewalk. Then she raised her foot, and slowly crushed it into the ground. She continued with this performance until all the snails

were just cracked and broken splodges on the sidewalk and we walked home.

From then on..... I was hooked, and now I have come to realise .... I am not alone!

SoleMan