Fish Squish
30-Mar-99 08:42:47

Like 2Witty below I don't have many crush experiences. In fact, I can only think of one worth relating. I had the misfortune to marry a woman who thinks crush is really strange, and I have coerced her into doing it only a few times in our marriage. Here is the one I managed last year...

My son had a snake at the time, and we fed it goldfish. Feeder goldfish have a life expectancy measured in hours, so we threw out a lot of them. One time I tossed them out the back door, thinking the chipmunks that hang around would like it. But later I got the idea that I would like to see them crushed, so I asked (begged, actually. It is pathetic what I will do to see something crushed) her to do it.

We got a pair of plastic soled clogs and she went out with me, where she stepped on the 5 fish that lay in the driveway. I can't say that she enjoyed it, but she did it, and did it well. She walked on each of them in turn, just normal walking, which I love to see. Two of them stuck in her sole--the clogs had small sharp treads, and she showed them to me. Then she returned to the others and using her heel and sole ground them until she had them all mashed into her clog sole. Then, without fanfare, she walked inside, leaving bloody splotches on the white kitchen floor that I loved to... er, I mean "had" to clean up.

She wore the clogs one more time, but we have retired them, and there is a significant amount of goldfish still stuck in them. I am putting them up for auction on Ebay today and will add the item number under this posting. If you want a pic of the sole with the fish I will provide it. Needless to say I didn't show the sole on the Ebay pic. Just search for "black clogs".