Cricket story
22-Oct-98 00:06:14

Here is a story for you all, short but sweet.

Today a pretty woman at work was cleaning various items at the sink in our breakroom. She was wearing a white blouse jeans and those black thick heeled loafers. 2 inch stacked look heel. Well, I knew there are always crickets in the basement and she had a lot of equipment to clean.
I caught a fat one and stunned it. I got some work material to pretend I had some thing to do in the breakroom. Walking by I discreetly placed the cricket next to her heel and sat at the table pretending to peruse my work material.
She started to talk about work stuff to me as I my heart was pounding. I could see Mr. cricket's legs wiggling as he regained his senses. As she shifted her weight her heel kept tapping next to the cricket. Finally she backed up and squashed him as she turned to say something to me. He crunched real loud and she said "Oh my I think I smushed a bug!" as she lifted her shoe to look. He stuck right on the light leather sole. I grabbed a napkin and she was greatful I offered to clean it off her shoe.

whew.........