Fingers stepped on mercilessly!

Tonight was another great night for getting my fingers stepped on! It was closing time for the bars and people were hanging around on the sidewalk socializing and waiting for cabs. All I had to do was pick out a nice looking girl that happened to be standing near the curb, then sit down next to her. They seldom (if ever) pay any attention to you, usually they've been drinking and are way to pre-occupied with the other people around them to notice what they're standing on! Actually, I got my hand stepped on by at least 8 different women within 20 minutes, and most of them did happen to notice fairly quickly. Even after they step off I leave my hand right there, hoping they'll be intentionally cruel and step back onto it. This seldom happens, but usually within a couple minutes I can get my hand into position to be stepped on again by the same girl "accidentally". "Oh my god, I just stepped on that guys hand again! He won't move!" Ahh, music to my ears! Well, tonight, just as I figured things were winding down, I spotted a group of people standing near a street corner, three guys and three girls. One of the girls was leaning against a building, so I figured I could sit around the corner and slide my hand under her lovely black (chunky heeled) boots. Man, did I get my hand stepped on, over and over again! These folks were talking and laughing, just plain having a good time hanging out. The girl doing the stomping was a tall blonde, maybe 135 lbs or so, and she was pretty drunk. She didn't know what she was stepping on! She stepped on my fingers (I always have my hand palm down) and on my hand as far up as my wrist! I know she didn't know she was doing it, I could tell from the conversation. Over the next HALF HOUR or so (extremely prolonged for this type of thing) she managed to cause me considerable pain. Chunky heel or not, when a girl is stepping full weight just on the tip of your pinkey, or she has the skin on the side of your hand pinched, it's just like being stepped on with high heels, (excluding BZ's of course!). I managed to get the other 2 girls to step on my hand too, one was wearing cowgirl boots, the other wearing soft soled sandals. These two noticed fairly quickly that they were stepping on me, and simply stepped off and gave a quick appolagy and then went back to talking with thier friends,forgetting I was even there. I was amazed when I was ble to get my hand under the blonde's boots AGAIN and she still didn't notice she was stepping on my hand with her heel, full weight! (I love un-even brick sidewalks!). Well they finally decided to move on, I had tread marks and dirt from the soles of all the nice women who stepped on me last night on the backs of my hands, so when I got back to my car I licked it all off. The only thing better would be licking thier boots directly! I would love to set up a scene outside in a similar situation, among strangers, where a girl (maybe some of you guys reading this could get your girlfriend to go for this, if you were both into it) who knows I'm going to be there is standing on the curb, I sit down and slide my hand near her shoe, she
"Accidentally" steps on my hand, and then appologises, but when my hand doesn't move, she laughs and starts telling anyone who will listen "Hey, look at this guy! He's so drunk he doesn't even feel me stepping on him, watch!" as she steps repeatedly on my fingers for everyone to see. "Look, I can even twist, or even stomp! I wonder if he'd lick my shoe for five bucks!" Maybe a few of the girls who weren't in on it would get in on some of the action, what the hell, this girl who's getting her shoe licked seems to be having a good time! If any of you reading this live in or travel to New England and would like to set something like this up, post a reply on the board! You can set something like this up for yourself almost anywhere, so if it sounds good, do it, and please write about it! Take care, everyone!