A killer lunch
16-Sep-98 22:47:02

I had an experience today that I just had to share on the board.

I had to travel for my job today and I went to eat at this place called "Yukon River somethin." The food was okay but what made this an adventure was the crush that was going on. Let me explain. When you get a table at this place, they give you a small bucket of peanuts in shells. Now, that by it self is not exciting. However, you can throw the shells onto the floor! Get the picture now? I was in absolute heaven!

It was a busy luch and there were many beautiful women in the restaurant, including the waitresses. The shoes ranged from sneakers, to all kinds of sandals and heels. The waitresses were wearing boots, like Doc Martins, and other stompy looking shoes. Anyway, I picked a great table where the main walkway of the place was. Then I started eating peanuts and when no one was looking, I tossed the sheels all over and waited for the results.

The first lady to crush some shells was weaing some awesome sandals with a thick 3" heel. I saw to shells go right under her right foot, and one under the heel of her left. She didn't even hesitate, crushing everything in her path. She didn't even bother to look down! It seemed that this was a common thing so none of the ladies looked down! Unintentional crushing is the best and I got plenty of it. The waitresses were the best, cause it seemed the were so used to it that they really crunched when the walked by, I could even see the shell remains stuck to the bottoms of their boots!

I must have been there for at least two hours. I had a blast. My waitress came up to me with my check at the end, and made a comment about how much I liked the peanuts. As she walked away crushing shells under her boots, I couldn't have agreed more. Many times I wished I was a peanut.

I can't wait till I travel there again, I sure know where I'm havin' lunch!