Flying Ants & other bugs
24-Jul-98 22:03:11

Its really great to see a UK crush site.Lets all hope it works.
Sadly in the UK we do lack Bugs. The only time we can experience crushing on a large scale is when swarms of flying ants take to the air and women go out of there way to tread on them. I remember once being on a bus when they were swarming and a woman opposite me slid off her high heel white sling back shoe and used it to crush four flying ants that were crawling on a ledge against the window.She gave them several heafty taps with her shoe before she was satisfied they were all squashed, then she slipped her shoe back on without a care in the world.

Many years ago I worked in a fishing tackle shop and of coarse we used to handle lots of maggotts. At the back of the shop was a small yard and it was here on one memorable occasion that a bait delivery had arrived and when I went to unload it I was met by a woman mid 20s,long dark hair,in a black short skirt wearing black high heel mules with bare legs and red painted toes. She told me her father could not do the deliveries so she was doing it. Shaking in my boots I took the trays of maggotts around to the fridge and before putting them in I scattered some on the floor. Once done I left the girl on her own in the yard as she wanted a smoke and to stand in the sun. I thought it best to leave her alone because if she looked down and squashed the maggotts then it would truly be her own doing and that is the way I like to see it. She took a couple of casual steps around the yard puffing on her ciggarette then quite unintentionally she looked to the ground. My heart was racing. She was looking at the ground for a while then she slowly stepped forward,streched out her right foot and squashed one of the maggotts.Slowly sliding her foot back,she again reached out towards another maggott and crushed him also. I was blown away,watching her slowly walking around the yard squashing any maggott she came accross (she trod on some of the maggotts two or three times before they popped beneath her shoe) with a relaxed ease,was amazing. When she finished her smoke she dropped it on the floor and crushed it also,twisting her foot into it. When she came in I asked her what she had been doing and she said that she had just had a smoke in the yard.She never even mentioned the thirty or forty maggotts that she must have squashed whilst out there.

Over the years I have seen dozens of women squash flying ants that swarm on hot humid days and I will write about some of them in the near future.