Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. THE DEAL You dirty bastard she said, you dirty pedo bastard. And then I fingered her little slitty, I said, she was 10. That's disgusting, she said, and did you, did you actually put your, did you have sex with her. No not with her, I said. I had sex with the older two. And how old were they then, she asked propping herself up with one hand as she lay next to me in bed in the dark. 11, I replied, they said they were both 11. So did you like it then, she asked? Oh yeah, I said. You mean better than with me, she asked? Not really better, I said, just different, you know. No I don't know, she said. What do you mean, different? Well I dunno, I said, I just like having sex with prepubescent preteen girls, that's all. Is that why you bought me a starter bra then? No, not exactly, I answered, I bought you a starter bra because you're tits are tiny and if I remember correctly, it fits you perfectly. And is that why you asked me to shave down there? Well you didn't have much to start with, did you, I replied. Do you fancy me because you think I look like like a preteen girl then? Yeah, I suppose so. You dirty bastard, she said. She was grinning though, my eyes were accustomed to the dark. Well its no threat to you, I said. What do you mean, she said? Me having a bit on the side with a few preteen girls, I replied, you don't care do you? No not really, she said, anyway your weak weedy penis probably sits better in them. Oh thanks, I said, I haven't heard you complain about it before. That's because you're usually sticking it up me bum, she said. So what you're saying is that I don't satisfy you when I stick it up your cunt then, is that it, I said? Well its alright I suppose, she said. There you are then, I replied. It would be nicer if it was a bit bigger though, she said, I've bought you something. What, I said? What do you mean? I tell you what, she said, if you promise to wear what I bought you, I promise not to make a fuss about your little girls that you like to have sex with, how about that? What is it, I said, what have you bought me then? It's a cock sheath, she said, it makes you're cock bigger. Go on put it on. alleypussy@yahoo.comTHE DEAL MF Mg PED