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 YOU ARE INVITED TO THE JUNIOR CLUB.
   INTERESTED APPLICANTS TO JOIN SHOULD DROP A LINE TO:
   leslliams@yahoo.com
   WITH THEIR IDEAS / WISHES / CONTACTS / SUGGESTIONS / EXPERIENCES
   WE HAVE A RANGE OF EXCITING PUPILS PETITE AGE RANGES EAGER TO LEARN AND
PLEASE
NOTES:
01.  DUE TO A HIGH VOLUME OF APPLICATIONS WE ARE CREATING AN OVER 65
BRANCH (SILVER SERVICE)IN ORDER TO PROVIDE AN ARENA FOR THOSE WHO PREFER TO
MINGLE WITH THEIR MORE MATURE CONTEMPORARIES - YOU MUST BE 65 OR OVER TO
JOIN (NO UPPER LIMIT) - EXTRA FACILITIES CAN BE LAID ON TO ACCOMMODATE OUR
MORE RESPECTED "MEMBERS" AND THEIR MORE REFINED TASTES.
   02.  THOSE MALES WHO INDICATE A SMALLER (4.5 INCH IN LENGTH OR LESS)
PENIS SIZED PACKAGE WILL ALSO BE SPECIALLY ACCOMODATED IF INDICATED AND IF
REQUIRED.
   ALL APPLICANTS ARE REMINDED THAT WHEN CONTACTING THEY NEED TO INDICATE
THEIR EXPLICIT REQUIREMENTS AND THEIR LIKES AND EXPERIENCES - OTHERWISE WE
MIGHT TARGET THE WRONG CONSUMER GROUP - SO PLEASE DO BE A LITLWE MORE
EXPLICIT THAN SAYING "I WANT TO JOIN"
   WE LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU
  
Junior Club