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 GIRL COCK-I picked this bitch up the other night at our local.  Never seen
her before and neither had anyone else.  Fuck me she was ugly.  Short hair
like a bloke and she looked boyish too.  I don't know, it was one of those
self-challenges maybe.  My mates had decided to shove off to another
watering hole but I made an excuse telling them I didn't fancy it, so they
left me to it.  Then I went over and decided to chat her, she was up for
it.
   "Staying at me dad's," she said.
   I kind knew her dad or at least I thought I did.  He'd never mentioned a
daughter before and I thought that was odd because knowing him as I did I
felt sure he would have done.  It turned out this bitch was a daughter from
some woman he must have fucked and forgotten about and this Lindsay was the
product he'd only just found out about.  That did make sense.
   "I were in the Army," she told me, "joined when I were 16.  It were
alright at first, some good mates there but then me best mate left and
after that I just didn't fancy it."
   She told me a load of stuff about her mate but I wasn't really
interested, I think I looked interested though, at least I tried to look
interested.  The only idea I had in my head was wondering what it would be
like to fuck a girl that looked like a bloke.  I didn't think she'd get
that many offers and I went for it after I let her get the last round in.
   "It's going to close soon," I said, "fancy coming back to mine?"
   "No," she said, "mine's just up the road, near the pub.  You could come
back to mine if you fancy it, me dad's got drink in the house."
   "Oh aye, won't he mind then," I asked?
   "No," she said, "doubt it, he's not there.  He fucked off this morning.
I wasn't sure he were that pleased at first.  He said he had to be away for
a couple of days but he told me to wait."
   "Right," I said "well if he said that he must be interested."
   "Oh he were interested alright," she said, "I meant when I first got
there a couple of days ago."
   "Oh right," I said uncertainly.
   "So do you want to come to mine then or not," she said?
   The dirty bitch I thought, "aye alright then, if that's ok."
   "I just said didn't I," she laughed?
   "Aye you did," I said.  And off we went.
   It was just a little place, nice though and there was a fire going in
the hearth.
   "Sit down on settee if you like," she said, "I'll get you a drink," and
she disappeared for a minute.
   "Here y'are," she said handing me a glass, "whisky I think.  Not sure,
couldn't read the label, it had some foreign shit written on it."
   "Cheers then," I said.
   "Cheers," she said slugging hers back.  "I'll just go up and change out
of these things.  Make yourself comfy.  Put your feet up if you like." And
watching her disappear again I heard her say, "take your shirt off if you
want, it's dead warm in there innit?"
   The settee were one of them two seater types and so when she reappeared
there I was lying on it, on my back with my legs dangling over one end and
facing her.  Fucking hell, she walked back in wearing a low cut frilly
nightie.
   "It's hot in here innit," she said smiling as she walked over?  I knew I
wasn't going to have to do much work in getting to fuck this bitch.
   "Lift your legs up," she said.  "No, it's alright.  You can lay there.
I'll just sit down and you can put your legs over again, that's it.  No, I
tell you what, why don't you spin round and I'll give you a massage while
you're laying there."
   Not bad eh.  "Alright," I said turning over.
   "How's that then," she asked?
   "Yeah it's alright," I said.
   "Bit small on here though innit," she said as she pummeled my back.  She
seemed quite strong.
   "Yeah it is a bit," I replied.
   "We could go upstairs," she said, "be more comfy there, if you'd like."
   So off I went.
   "I'll make sure the fire's safe and then bring us drinks up," she said,
"you go up and I'll follow.  There's only one bedroom upstairs, it's
straight in front of you at the top of the stairs and the bathroom's on the
left."
   I went into the bedroom, lay on the bed and waited.  She wasn't long in
coming up.
   "Must be a bit uncomfortable for you," I said as she approached the side
table and bending down, placed the drinks on the bedside table.
   "Do you think so," she said?  "I thought that bed was quite comfortable.
Shift over then, let us get on."
   "Oh right," I said, "well maybe that's why your dad's gone off for a few
days then?"
   "What do mean," she said turning onto her side and stroking my skinny
chest?  She was definitely bigger than me.
   "Well, him having to sleep on that settee," I said.
   "He doesn't," she says, "this is his bed."
   "Oh right," I said, "well uncomfortable for you then."
   "Why," she said in between kissing my chest, "I think it's comfortable
on here, don't you?"
   "Yeah," I said looking at her, "so you mean you and him, you know?"
   She turned her head up to look at me, "yeah," she said.  "Why, does it
shock you?"
   "Uh, well, I dunno," I said, "I thought he was a pedo anyway?"
   "How do you know that," she said still looking up at me and grinning but
now starting to undo the button on me jeans?
   "Oh well, me and him are mates," I said.
   "Fellow pedo more like," she said as I felt my zip being undone as she
forced her hand down towards my cock.
   "I don't know about that," I said as I felt her squeeze my cock.
   "I do," she said, "I can tell."
   "How," I said?
   "Well I knew me dad was one soon enough and I'd never met him until some
days ago," she said, "and anyroad, I had me own experiences when I were
younger."
   "Oh aye, who with," I said.
   "Loads," she said, "some of them were me mam's boyfriends and some
others.  One thing I've noticed with pedos is that they've usually got dead
small cocks or if they are a bit bigger than usual, they're skinny.  Me
dad's got a button mushroom."
   Before I could stop meself I said, "yeah I know."
   "See I told you I knew," she said continuing to squeeze it, "I'll take
your pants off, shall I?"
   And sitting up she whipped them off.
   "So what about mine then," I said?
   "Yeah you've got a pedo cock alright," she said smiling.
   "Eh," I said?  "It's about average isn't it?"
   She laughed, "not exactly, look at it.  You've got one of them skinny
ones."
   "Yeah but, I mean, it's a good 6 incher isn't it," I said watching her
play with my dick.
   "Never," she laughed, "including your balls maybe, but not really. 
Watch this."
   I looked down as she made my cock stand straight up and then she wrapped
her hand around it.  "See," she said.
   "See what," I replied?
   "Well look, my hand isn't that big and your cock only just pokes out the
top when I'm holding it like this," she said.
   "Yeah well," I said, "you're not holding it at the bottom properly, are
you?"
   "If I held it any lower down I'd be squashing your balls, wouldn't I,"
she laughed?
   "I dunno about that," I said, "anyway, your hands are quite big aren't
they?"
   "They are not," she said, "put your hand up and let me put mine against
yours.  There see.  Mine's much smaller and your's can't be more than what,
4 inches or less."
   "Oh no, it's bigger than that," I said.
   "No it isn't," she said, "wait there, I got a tape here somewhere. 
Right, I'll measure mine.  There see, mine's less than three inches.  So
that means your cock's about that.  Hang on, let's measure your cock then.
There you are, it's about three and let's see, it's about an inch across,
that's dead skinny and if I wrap it around, yeah, it's about nearly 4. 
Yeah it's a small one but I don't mind.  You're not bothered are you?"
   "No," I said, "anyway, it's not as hard as it can get.  It'll probably
be a bit bigger later."
   "Yeah right," she said smiling, "I'm sure it might.  It's nice and stiff
now though isn't it?  Shall I sit on it for you?"
   There didn't seem much point answering beyond nodding and I watched her
climb on.
   "I'll keep me nightie on for now, alright, you can take it off later if
you like" she said grinning down at me, "I took me knickers off before. 
You can play with me tits if you like.  I've still got me bra on though. 
They're not that big mind, but that doesn't matter, does it?"
   "No," I said.
   "Didn't think so," she said, "now then, is it in yet.  Oh that's just a
joke, don't worry, I can feel it.  Do you like me fanny?"
   "Yeah, it's alright," I said as I felt her cunt walls squeeze my cock,
"it's nice and tight."
   "Yeah I know," she said, "and you'll like them nice and tight won't you?
You and me dad eh?"
   She sat there looking down at me and grinning.  "What do mean," I said?
   "Well little girls have tight fannies don't they," she said laughing,
"and you and me dad like doing it with little girls, you dirty bastards."
   "Yeah well," I said, "and so did you do it with your dad then?"
   "Yeah," she said, "but he didn't know at first."
   "Eh, what," I said?
   "I'm going to fuck your little cock," she said as she started to bounce
up and down, "I bet you'll cum quick but it's alright, we can do it again."
   "What did you mean about your dad not knowing," I said as she fucked me?
   "Oh it's a long story," she said grinning down at me, "I met him as I
planned and then got him to invite me here and we fucked and afterwards I
told him."
   "You didn't," I said.
   "I did," she said, "I liked doing that.  You should have seen his face."
   "You dirty bitch," I said.
   She laughed, "oh he was alright.  In fact he fucked me twice more
immediately after that and twice as hard.  He loved it.  You're gonna cum
aren't you, I can tell by your face?"
   "Yeahhhhh, ughhhhh," I was trying to say and then I came, "oh fucking
hell," I panted.
   "It's alright," she said continuing to grind on me, "we'll get it hard
again soon enough.  I know just how to do it."
   I lay there trying to get me breath back and watched as she eventually
uncoupled herself from me and then getting off the bed, walked away across
the room.  I watched as she stripped her nightie off and then opened a
suitcase that was on a chair.  She had her back to me and I could see she
still had her bra on but I couldn't see what she was up to.  She was
fiddling around with something and putting it round her waist.
   "Here you are," she said turning round, "now this is a nice average
sized big cock.  Do you like it?"
   "Fucking hell," I said as I quickly pushed myself back causing myself to
sit more upright, "what the fuck is that?"
   "Me strap-on," she said, "I told you that you didn't need to worry about
coming so quick and that I'd get you hard again.  I'm going to fuck you."
   "What do you mean," I said?
   "I'm going to fuck you up your bum," she said walking back towards the
bed.  "You'll soon get a hard on, honest."
   I stared at her or rather her big cock as she knelt next to me on the
bed.
   "Where the fucking hell did you get that from," I said stupidly?
   "From the fucking case," she said in a silly voice, "where do you
think?"
   "But why have you, you know, why," I said?
   "Coz I'm a lezzer but I like fucking blokes too," she said.  "Me best
mate in army was a lezzer too."
   "And you want to fuck me with that," I said?
   "I'm going to fuck you with it, yeah," she said, "kiss it, go on, kiss
it."
   "No," I said.
   She waddled on her knees and then straddled over me so that her cock
appeared right in front of my face, "go on," she said, "do as you're told,
kiss my cock, go on."
   I pecked it quickly.
   "That's better," she smiled, "now suck it."
   "No," I said.
   "Do as you're told," she laughed, "suck it and I'll show you me tits, go
on suck it."
   "Alright" I said, "I'll suck it but you're not putting up me bum hole."
   "Just suck it and look up while you're sucking," she said smiling.
   She had really fucking weird tits.  She pulled her bra cups down and
settled them under her tits so that they were displayed.  Fucking weird
they were.  Dead small and funny shaped.  One seemed to look one way and
the other, the other way.  The one on her right seemed to point away to the
right and the one on the left kind of pointed up.  But like I said they
were really small and ugly too.
   "Argh," I suddenly said pulling back and to the side which wasn't easy.
She pushed her plastic or whatever strap on cock further into my mouth.  It
flipped out the side of my mouth.  "That hurt the back of my throat."
   "Ooh you'll be alright," she grinned, "I'm going to mount you soon,
that'll hurt more but you'll like it and you'll get a hard on and then you
can stick your little thing in my bum hole.  I like anal sex.  The first
time I had sex it was anal.  Now go on, turn over and stick your bum in the
air."
   I kind of did and didn't want to try it but anyway, I did as she asked.
"How old were you when you had it up the bum first then," I said as I
turned?
   "I think I was about 9," she said, "have you fucked any little girls
that age then?"
   "Oh aye," I said "younger as well."
   "Lift your bum up higher so I can mount you," she said, "I'll make you
my little bitch."
   "Bitch," I said?
   "Here," she said giving me a hard slap on my arse, "that's no way to
talk to a lady.  Right then, that'll do, I'll start to slip it in now.  Oh
I love mounting blokes, they love it too, oh you'll enjoy being fucked by a
lass.  And who's got the bigger cock then, me or you?"
   "Me," I said.
   "Don't lie," she said slapping me again, "now there we go, that's got
the tip in.  Are you ready?"
   "Not really," I said.
   "This is the smallest strap on," she said as I felt the tip of her cock
press against me anus, "it's 5 inch, pink and tapered.  I've got another
one in me bag, and that one's 8 inch.  It's a black one and dead thick with
a big round head.  I could use that one if you'd like?"
   "No," I said, "I would not like."
   "Right then," she said pressing the tip of her cock further in, "so who
has the bigger cock, me or you?"
   "You, you, you," I said.
   "Good girl," she said.  The cheeky bitch.  "Are you ready then?"
   "Yes I suppose sooooooooooooo arrgghhhhhhhhh.............."
   "Oooooh listen to it sing," I heard her shout and as she started pumping
me.  "Oooh aren't you the tight little bitch, now then where's that little
penis of yours.  Oh hear it is, your little worm.  Oh yes, mine's much
bigger than your little thing.  Now let's see if we can't make yours get a
little bit bigger.  I'm enjoying this.  Are enjoying it?  Of course you
are, you dirty little wore.  Have you ever fucked your mummy?"
   "Nooooooooo," I said.
   "Why not," she said pumping harder, "I fuck my daddy and he likes
fucking little girls.  Do you like fucking little girls?"
   "Yes, yes, yes," I said almost in time with her pumping.
   "Mmmmm, I know you do, you dirty bastard," she said, "and I think it's
lovely.  Shall I swap and stick the 8 inch up your boy cunt?"
   "No, no no no no no no........"
   "Oh I think we'll try it," she said, "just to see.  And you know, I
think you'll love it.  Me dad did."
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