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Kitten
By
Lazlo Zalezak
Copyright (C) Lazlo Zalezak, 2003


Monthly Poker Night: March

John: The wife is redecorating the bedroom, its costing me a fortune.

Tom: Yeah, Ive been there. That's bad, real bad.

Dick: Thats bad news.

John: Why?

Dick: Shes nesting.

John: Nesting? Shes not a bird.

Dick: Shes nesting. Better get her a kitten before its too late.

Harry: Bah, I'm sorry I took your advice. The whole house smells of cat.

Tom: "You got any kids Harry?"

Harry: "Nope."

Monthly Poker Night: June

John: The wife is starting to talk kids.

Tom: Mine started talking kids and now we have two.

Dick: You didnt get her a kitten, did you?

John: Nope. Dont really want a kitten.

Dick: Better get her one soon.

Harry: Im sorry that I ever followed your advice. The cat shit in my shoes the other night. I hate that cat.

Tom: "You got any kids Harry?"

Harry: "Nope."

Monthly Poker Night: September

John: The wife is pregnant.

Dick: You didnt get her a kitten, did you?

John: Nope. I should have gotten her a kitten.

Harry: Hmm, suddenly Im starting to like that cat. Im glad I took your advice.