Story Archive

These are stories that were written and posted by me. They may have been modified since I posted them for grammar and spelling, so caveat utilitor. If you want to find the original stories, you can search Deja.com from the link at the bottom of this page. I still own the copyright to all material here and any derived works, and will enforce it as needed. No posting of these stories without prior permission is allowed.

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The Stories

This is the order I posted them, with the Deja-recorded posting date.

Note that these are posted just like they were sent to Usenet. In many cases, they point to old email addresses and defunct archives. Use the links on this page to send me email and to find the club.

1. 17/8/99 Creampie Eater (MMF, oral, swing cumeating)
   My first posted story...
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2. 21/8/99 {ASS} First Creampie (MF, cons?, oral, first)
   Maybe my favorite; the story of how my wife helped overcome my "post orgasm blues" so that I could eat my first creampie. - This was reviewed by Celeste....
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3. 23/8/99 {Creampie Eater} new "Creampie Threesome" (MFM oral cheat) <*>
   The "<*>" symbol requests a review by Celeste, but she reviewed "First Creampie" instead.
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4. 24/8/99 {ASS} "Tied & Creampied" (mFM oral bd Ds nc?) by Creampie Eater
   After reading a lot on the subject, including the ongoing thread on alt.sex.stories.d, this story marks my adoption of the standard "ASS" subject line.
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5. 25/8/99 {ASS} "Creampie Fetish" (MFM oral swing) by Creampie Eater
   I introduce another of my fetishes
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6. 27/8/99 {ASS} "Creampie Wife" (FM, oral) by Creampie Eater
   Wife makes me eat my first creampie.
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7. 28/8/99 {ASS} "Gang Creampie" (M+F+ gang oral cheat) by Creampie Eater
   This got me the most email. You are some wild SOB's, aren't you?!
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8. 31/8/99 {ASS} "Creampie Sub" (Fm, MFM, oral, voy) by Creampie Eater
   A tiny story written about FemDom by request.
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9. 01/9/99 {ASS} "Hurricane Creampie" (M+F+ group oral) by Creampie Eater
   Mark from "Gang Creampie" returns for our drunken trip to Bourbon Street
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10. 02/9/99 {ASS} "Creampie Poker" (M+F+ group oral) by Creampie Eater
    A kinky game of cards, from an idea by an Aussie friend of mine.
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11. 05/9/99 {ASS} "Chicago (Cream)Pie" (MFM oral swing) by Creampie Eater
    I meet a couple on line... and at the Chicago Hilton.
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12. 10/9/99 {ASS} "Creampie Train" (MF oral spoiler) by Creampie Eater
    A pun-filled self-indulgence, possibly posted 8 Sep 99 and subsequently cancelled. I had a lot of fun writing this.
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13. 10/9/99 {ASS} "My Husband Becomes A Creampie Slut" (MF M+F oral gang) by Creampie Eater
    A story written for "Lapper" and not in my usual style. Still, it is a horny cream-centric story.
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14. 14/9/99 {ASS} "Shaving Creampie" (MF oral) by Creampie Eater
    Another wife story, with initial angst and conflict ending in love and cream filling. Pulitzer Prize candidate, I am sure. This could be my year to win.
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15. 16/9/99 {ASS} "Condom Creampie" (FMF, oral, voy, mild incest?) by Creampie Eater
    A story about fantasy fulfillment for female cousins. Lots of oral, and safe sex too! Who says I don't listen to the critics?! NOTE: Modified from the original posted story because someone coincidentally named the same as one of the characters insisted that rename the character. May have been a mistake on her part.
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16. 22/9/99 {ASS} "Society Creampie" (M+F FFM+m nc bd) by Creampie Eater
    A society couple has a kinky lifestyle... but do they both enjoy it? Be careful, because this story has some twists that might squick you.
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17. 28/9/99 {ASS} "Creampie Sissy" (FM MM MFM Fdom Tv) by Creampie Eater
    Another harder core story, this one features me as a "sissy" maid. If you are upset by male-male sex, avoid this story.
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18. 19/10/99 {ASS} "Panty Creampie" (FM F+M group nc/reluc) by Creampie Eater
    Written by request, a college student is caught and blackmailed into servitude to another coed, and more.
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19. 22/10/99 {ASS} "Creampie Game" (MF FFM MFM oral swing quickie) by Creampie Eater
    A short story, written because I got all hot and bothered at an image that popped in and stuck.
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20. 1/11/99 {ASS} "Creampie Swingers" (MF FF MFM oral swing) by Creampie Eater
    I find I am liking the idea of writing from my partner's perspective. She also likes eating creampies. :)
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21. 3/11/99 {ASS} "Creampie Cockman" (MF MFM oral anal swing) by Creampie Eater
    Reluctant hubby learns the benefits of creampie eating. Yet another attempt to get you to ask me to meet. :)
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22. 10/11/99 {ASS} "Creampie Sandwich" (MF FF Group Ds) by Creampie Eater
    Must I force her to eat a creampie? No, but she likes it that way.
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23. 24/11/99 {ASS} "Creampie Lunch Bunch" (MFM MM) by Creampie Eater
    What if I were willing to do both partners of a couple? Hmmmmm.
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24. 29/11/99 {ASS} "Creampie Strap-On" (MF anal strap-on) by Creampie Eater
    What if my female lover were willing to do me?! Be careful because this story features a lot of male anal sex toy action.
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25. 13/12/99 {ASS} "Creampie 3-way" (MF FMM bi creampie) by Creampie Eater
    Written by request, I meet with a couple. The woman has some kinky MM fantasies.
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26. 21/12/99 {ASS} "Creampie Prom Date" (MF FF group creampie) by Creampie Eater
    Written by request, here is a story of highschool kinksters, who become creampie eaters all, on their Prom night.
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27. 21/12/99 {ASS} "Creampied and Broken" (MF FF S/M D/s group creampie) by Creampie Eater
    Written as a gift to a very special friend, this is a different kind of story from me. Be aware that it portrays extreme stuff. And yes, I really DID post two new stories in one day! :)
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28. 5/1//00 {ASS} "IMO Creampies Are Best" (FMM creampie) by Creampie Eater
    Why is it sexy to wacth a couple in action? Find out my opinion.
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29. 9/1//00 {ASS} "Creampie Fluffer" (FM M+F bi gang FemDom) by Creampie Eater
    Watch out. Male bisex and FemDom inside this story.
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30. 10/2//00 {ASS} "Babydoll Creampie" (FM tv FemDom? reluc) by Creampie Eater
    A story oddly inspired by Radio personality Dr. Joy Browne
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31. 16/2//00 {ASS} "Model Creampie" (FM FF group) by Creampie Eater
    Girlfriend is model, then becomes wife and porn hottie. Together they share protein diet.
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32. 14/3//00 {ASS} "Creampie Cum" (MF cuckhold? wifeslut?) by Creampie Eater
    Man enjoys his wife's enjoying another man.
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33. 14/4//00 {ASS} "Creampie Slutwife Dancer" (M+F wifeslut) by Creampie Eater
    A society wife comes home to hubby after an "engagement".
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34. 3/6//00 {ASS} "Creampie Junky" (FF MFF) by Creampie Eater
    A couple plots to satisfy their desire to try a creampie.
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35. 30/6//00 {ASS} "Creampie Cuckold" (M+/F Wife) by Creampie Eater
    Not my normal style, this was written in about ten minutes. :) Note: NOT universally approved of by my reviewers.
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36. 30/6//00 {ASSM} "Creampie Illness" (MF M+/F wife reluc?) by Creampie Eater
    The poor man is sick, but will he seek the treatment he needs?
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37. 05/11//00 {ASSM} "Creampie Frustration" (MF FF FFM bond Ds) by Creampie Eater
    A man is tormented by his sexy wife... wish it were me!
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38. 26/11//00 {ASSM} "Preggy Creampie " (FF FFM rom?) by Creampie Eater
    Don't you think pregnant women are sexy? I do!
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39. 7/12//00 {ASSM} "Creampie Massage" (MMF) by Creampie Eater
    Posted in 2 Parts, this is a big story about my last trip to Honolulu and the hookup I never made.
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40. 8/12//00 {ASSM} "Christmas Creampie" (MFM) by Creampie Eater
    This is my Y2K Christmas story, submitted to Celeste for her Best New Christmas Story competition. Yes, Elena does believe in Santa Claus. :)
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41. 14/12//00 {ASSM} "Creampie Neighbor" (MF Cheat) by Creampie Eater
    A short story, written by request. Who says all my stories have to be epics?
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42. 22/12//00 {ASSM} "Creampie Bondage" (M+F MM Bd wife) by Creampie Eater
    A man gets more than he planned on when he and his wife hire a Domme to introduce them to the lifestyle.
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43. 22/12//00 {ASSM} "Creampie Hypnosis" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    Husband and wife go to a hypnotist to stop smoking. <wink> And, yes, I did once again post two stories in one day.
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44. 22/12//00 {ASSM} "Creampie Pet" (FF Fdom humil) by Creampie Eater
    A hubby gets leashed by his wife and her girlfriend. And, if you are keeping count, that was three new stories in one day.
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45. 26/12//00 {ASSM} "Creampie Reluctance" (bi tv orgy reluc) by Creampie Eater
    Not that it would ever happen, but what if Creampie Eater were forced to do something he didn't want to?
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46. 26/12//00 {ASSM} "Creampie Mummy" (MF cons reluc) by Creampie Eater
    What do you get when you cross paybacks and cling wrap? This story isn't for the claustrapobhic
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47. 7/6//01 {ASSM} "Bringing Home the Creampie " (slutwife) by Creampie Eater
    Slutwife goes to see River Dance, then brings her husband home a milky river of her own.
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48. 12/6//01 {ASSM} "Birthday Creampie " (MF MM cuck) by Creampie Eater
    Written by request for a club members birthday, this tale is of a man putting the "bi" into "birthday".
    Not yet rated. Please Rate this one!
49. 26/7//01 {ASSM} "Creampie Cabin" (MF rom) by Creampie Eater
    Skinnydippy in a cold lake requires a little heat generation, don't you think?
    Not yet rated. Please Rate this one!
50. 27/7//01 {ASSM} "Creampie Slut" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    As many men as this slut has had, you'd think one of them would clean up after himself. Men!
    Not yet rated. Please Rate this one!
51. 28/7//01 {ASSM} "X10 Creampie" (MF MMMF cheat cuck) by Creampie Eater
    There's a reason spying on people is considered poor behaviour.
    Not yet rated. Please Rate this one!

I hope you like them, and give me some feedback.

Oh yes... please, no commercial usage of these stories. These are copyrighted, but distributed freely. Just because the stories don't have copyrights in the bodies doesn't mean you can steal my work. But feel free to pass them on as long as you don't modify them and say where you got them.