"After School" by Unknown Author. I have actually said things like this to my teachers: "It's so hard to swallow something like this." or "I can't get it into my head." But not when I was thirteen years old and fondling my history teacher's tumescent cock. Heck, I didn't even know what tumescent meant. Neither did my history teacher; but of course, she was a nun.

Anyway, Susie is just about the nicest and smartest little girl in the whole junior high school, and she goes about doing people good - er, well, I guess. Well, both: she does people well when she fucks them; but she does them good when she promotes Sex, Justice, and the Common Good of the Universe.

The descriptor at the beginning of this story says it is about "3way and bestiality." That's like saying the encyclopedia is about "how the Romans made cookies."

The basic flaw with this story is that the odds are tremendously stacked against the notion that a cute little girl who becomes the happy humper will grow up to be smart enough to write a story that is this good. It could happen, but I wouldn't bet on it. I have worked with emotionally distressed adolescents, and I firmly agree with the social scientists who say that the main predictor of a miserable adulthood for a young girl is that she become pregnant as young as possible. Sexual Puritanism really sucks, but unmitigated sexual promiscuity is not much better.

To put it another way, this story assumes that the world is wonderful and everything will be just fine if we all just relax and fuck without inhibitions. Deep down inside, even assholes are good people, and a 13-year- old girl can bring out the best in them by sucking and fucking with them. William Golding, in Lord of the Flies, offers a different perspective on youthful human nature; and I suspect that Golding is closer to the truth. In addition, the story ignores the fact that emerging sexuality can be an occasion for confusion as well as ecstasy; and copulating with the whole world will not necessarily reduce this confusion.

Having said that, I'll add that this was an enjoyable story. I suspect that it was written by a high school senior who decided to indulge her fantasies regarding what she COULD have done had she gotten off to an earlier start.

Susie is so sexually active that she has an agreement with a storekeeper named Pop to supply her with panties whenever she needs them to appease her mother's curiosity. Pop has even ordered a whole gross (12 dozen) of Susie's brand of panties especially for her, but they have been fast disappearing. The story about Pop is itself an epic of heart-warming human kindness. The poor guy was sad almost to tears at the prospect of losing his business, but then Susie sat under his counter and gave him a blowjob, and sooner than you can say cumshot he not only had her panty franchise but he was also serving as an informal pimp for his young friend. In addition, Susie frequently gave blowjobs to Pop's creditors.... I could go on forever. This is the sort of anecdote that somebody should send in to Readers Digest for filler at the bottom of pages.

And then there's Rover.... Enough! You get the idea.... If this is your sort of thing, you'll enjoy this story.