"Santa's Cumming" by Kansica (Kansica@aol.com). On a whim, the beautiful blonde lady decides to have her picture taken with the mall's Santa Claus. When he asks her what she wants for Christmas, she replies, "Well, mom thinks I need a man. Could you bring me a gorgeous specimen of a man?"

{At a recent Christmas party, the Santa Claus asked my husband what he wanted. He replied, "Can I have a copy of your list of naughty girls?" When Santa demurred, my husband said, "OK. I'll settle for your list of NICE girls." I think I'll keep him!}

When Santa asks her if she's been a good girl, she replies that she has been quite slutty, and she feels his ears with dirty but delicious details. Of course, she is sitting on his lap during this part of the narrative. Anyway, Santa assures her that it's sometimes nice to be naughty and asks her to meet him after work. It seems that Mrs. Claus no longer has much interest in sexual activity other than missionary style once a month. Santa needs relief from his hectic life, and he'd like Jennifer to help out. Mrs. Claus has no objections, but she has insisted that Santa never have missionary-style sex with another woman. {No wonder Santa laughs so much!} Santa is free to engage in sexual intercourse in any other position, with the further stipulation that he videotape each encounter to protect himself from being sued or arrested for rape. Got your attention yet? Check this story out for yourself!

Oh! I forgot to tell you - Santa is looking for the right woman to give to his helpers as a reward for their good work throughout the holidays. They so seldom have time to indulge in the pleasures of the flesh....

This is a VERY creative and stimulating story!