"The Swimsuit" by Mike Hunt (MrM1ke@aol.com). As you may have surmised by now, there is more to Mike Hunt than meets the eye. In his rambling preamble to this story, the author admits to being almost an octogenarian. The present story relates an experience that occurred when he was much younger and a young colleague of his wife came over to pick up some tapes that June and she had made to demo a product at work. As you might suspect, the woman picks up the wrong tapes, and she and Mike view them together; and to her astonishment the young lady finds herself watching Mike and June in a threesome with a beautiful young pair of identical twins - wrong! That's not what happens at all - although that might have been a better story than the one Mike Hunt has submitted here.

The present plot is much simpler. The visitor goes to the bathroom to freshen up and finds a swimsuit there. Mike had bought it for his lithe and luscious wife June, but she had found it to be lewd and lascivious and refused to wear it, and so Mike offers it to the lovely and lustful Tina for half price. Of course, Tina has to try it on and try it out in the hot tub, and Mike Hunt joins her there . Hence, the plot takes a distinctly different twist than the one I had predicted.

This is another excellent story for lewd and lascivious readers who are interested in lustful and libidinous liaisons between a lithe and lovely little love lily and her lecherous lover before a light lunch a little later.

I have been teaching about alliteration this week. Can you tell?