"To Serve and Protect" by Sue (SueNH@AOL.com). If you read my review of Sue's "Life's a Beach" in CR 20, you may recall that I theorized that Sue wrote bad stories before her 8th. Well, either she has renumbered the stories or I was wrong. This one (her 6th) is one of her best. Sue is driving down a highway in Maine, mentally reliving some of her recent sexual exploits. The wind and fresh air have an erotic effect on her and her fingers begin to wander. Eventually a police pulls her over because of her erratic (or erotic) driving. The cop is a perfect gentleman, but after he verifies that she's not dangerous and gives her a stern lecture, he does public relations work with Sue - if you know what I mean! They don't call those Maine cops Mounties for nothing. As Sue herself says, "With a cock this big, what need does he have for a night stick! "

This is Sue at her best: an excellent build-up plus detailed and graphic descriptions of the actual sexual encounter. If you want an example of excellent punctuation, you should read this story. Likewise, if you're studying the impact of Mayan civilization on the modern world economy you should read this story. You won't necessarily learn a lot about either punctuation or Mayans, but you'll certainly enjoy a good story.