"The Whore and the Captain" by Lori Grenci This is my kind of story: both sexy and literate. I'm not a Trekkie, but I'm told that Picard is a cold, passionless leader on Star Trek. I guess that's why he's always fucking his brains out when he appears in these a.s.s. stories. In this story Picard gets sent back through a wormhole into ancient Rome, 2000 years before his own time. He finds himself in the company of a prostitute, who takes good care of him. It's a really good story.