"Celeste" by Dirty Dawg (drambo@primenet.com). From its title I assumed this would be a story about a naked naughty nympho teenage cheerleader having midair sex with her skydiving coach before landing in a cucumber patch and doing the wild thing with the horny St. Bernard dog that was accompanying the two nuns who were fucking the brains out of the altar boys behind the barn. I was wrong. This story is one of the best treatments of human emotions that I have read in a long time. I literally both laughed out loud and wept while I read this story. Then I just felt like cuddling up with my husband, who was watching Rambo or some godawful thing on TV. At first I was upset that this story was titled "Celeste," but now I feel honored.