"Bertram I" by {I'm not sure}. I tried to write to this author to find out what name he would like to use, but the message bounced. I'd really like to know this author's pen name, since I intend to look for more of his stories.

This is a parody of the classic Bertie and Jeeves stories. I hope that tells you more than it told me; I have never heard of Bertie and Jeeves. In this episode Bertram is summoned to his Aunt Agnes's bedside, where she informs him that his uncle Tom has left her. She has no one to share her bed. She asks Bertram to take care of her. He acquiesces; but first he hastens down the hall to consult with his valet, Cheeves, who recommends a sexual technique called the one-man band.

This is a delightful story about happily decadent people. It is filled with mildly bizarre but very interesting activities and metaphors that I have never thought of before. The nicest thing about this story is that I have already downloaded "Bertram II" for review in a subsequent issue of Celestial Reviews.

When I read parodies, I never know whether an apparent error is deliberate or accidental. {Kind of like my own "finding nun" phrase earlier in this issue of CR.} The author says, "She spread her legs wide and revealed to me the rich plane of her cunt." Did he really mean to say that?