"Sam's Bad Day" by BronwenSM (bronwensm@writehand.clara.net.). Sam is, among other things, a sidesman at his church. Forced to take the train home from work, he finds himself in a surrealistic world of sperm-berpers and perky DoubleTeamingTeens doing it doggie-style. Sam tries to reason with the juicy teens, but the perverted sex-vixens seem to have run amuck - er, amok - er, amuck, I guess. To put it bluntly, they just plain love to fuck & suck and talk dirty on the phone.
You see, what Bronwen has done is compose a coherent story using as many spam lines from a.s.s. and a.s.s.d. as possible. It's really cute! He should receive a Well Deserved Spanking from Bare-Bottomed Schoolgirls. Pics at Eleven.