"Losing It On Holiday" by Paddy Toute (Paddy22@aol.com). The 17-year-old guy has been the beneficiary of a very strict upbringing - puritanical, we might say. He is on what we Yanks call a vacation with his parents, when he seizes an opportunity to acquire that most valuable commodity of all - a porn magazine. Good news - he finds a store with magazines, successfully purchases one without incurring the opprobrium of the man behind the counter, takes it to his room, and begins to jerk off {er, wank - he's British} in the presence of the magnificent tits and pussies he finds in the journal. Bad news - the maid comes to clean the room and catches him in the Act. Good news - the maid joins in the fun. More good news - the maid joins in the fun a second time. Then she goes away and never sees him again for his entire life. Imagine that.

This is a good story. In real life, things like this don't happen all that often. For one thing, how often does the maid who comes upon the wanker both (a) speak the same language and (b) want to have sex for free? In addition, it seems likely that even a British adolescent would have the sense to use the privacy lock to eliminate intruders. Nevertheless, this is an excellent description of a typical adolescent fantasy.