"Women Are Stupid" by Mike Hunt (M1KE HUNT@aol.com). The title sounds a bit controversial. Let me ruin it for you: the title refers to the empirical phenomenon that women are stupid enough to have sex with a dumb fuck like the author without seeking appropriate rewards while they have him by the balls, so to speak. I guess he may have a point there.

The gist of the story is that the narrator has the same first and last name as a person whose name appears on the masthead of Playboy Magazine, and so he passes himself off as that esteemed person. Using this as a pickup line, he attracts women by the hundreds to his garret, and invariably they extend sexual favors to him in order to cast themselves in the best light. This story creatively describes two of his exploits.

This is not the best thing ever written by Mike Hunt. That honor would go to "The O'Stikkit Inn," which was apparently written by the OTHER Mike Hunt, who never speaks in a demeaning way about his favorite half of the population.