"The Skier" by Mike Hunt (M1KE HUNT@aol.com). It's probably a coincidence, but have you noticed that if you say this author's name quickly ten times, it sounds like you're discussing a part of the female anatomy? This author claims to have a colleague named Mike Lit. Imagine that!

This story has an unusual plot. A bunch of college guys go to a ski lodge with hopes of getting drunk and maybe getting laid. Well. on the first day there Mike Hunt gets laid - UP, that is: two broken arms, one multiple, one a mild fracture; a cracked collarbone, plus a fractured leg and multiple cuts and contusions, abrasions, and possible internal injuries. Bummer! But all is not lost. There is a nurse named Carole Anne; and Mike Hunt needs a bath. As the washcloth scurries about, up and down, in and out, Mike Hunt becomes horny. Actually, Mike Hunt becomes aroused. But then, contrary to everything written in this newsgroup, the nurse whacks his dig sharply. She says this is something they learned in nursing school. He tells her to go to hell. This is an inauspicious beginning. Mike Hunt is going to be lonely.

I don't want to go into all the details, but Nurse Carole Anne makes up for her unkind incursion. Being in traction may not be all fun and games, but there are some advantages! The author concludes with an assertion that " MIKE HUNT has more stories than you can, uh, shake a stick at." I hope to see more of them. This was very hot stuff!