"Mind Snatchers" by Simon bar Sinister (simon@mcstories.com). Using mind control strategies, two oversexed but underdeveloped rogue aliens (Mandrarians, to be precise) take Sarah captive, much to the chagrin of her boyfriend, Roy. Fortunately, Roy himself is rescued by Dima, a beautiful woman with a Doctor Who British accent who has dedicated her life to freeing the known universe from Mandrarian control. Roy joins Dima in her crusade, but while rescuing the women at an aerobics class from the aliens, he accidentally turns one of the women (Laura) into his sex slave by giving her the best orgasm of her life with a single touch of his hand. From this point, Laura's only goal in life is to be blindly obedient and to satisfy the needs of her Master. Bummer!

This may all sound a little far-fetched, but I saw what I assume was a documentary recently on late night cable television. It was about a sexy woman, whose name happened to be Jeanie, who lived in a bottle and responded to the whims of a person whom she perceived to be her Master and who happened to be a 60's-era astronaut living in Cocoa Beach, Florida. However, that Master was a little less creative than this one in his demands.

Roy soon finds himself on the horns of a dilemma: he has to either give into his carnal desires and let the horny Laura have her way with him or he can save the universe. I wasn't sure why this dichotomy existed; I thought Roy should simply save the universe with his faithful sidekick Laura. Roy eventually comes to the same conclusion, as he and Laura team up with Dima against the Mandrarians.

Here's the line that lets us know for sure that this is science fiction: ""Paddi, I know that I'm just an engineer while you're a teacher. You play a much more important role in society and you make a whole lot more money than I do."

This is a good story: fanciful but hot sex and good humor.