"A Little Afternoon Fun" by Dulcinea (ImDulcinea@aol.com). On this newsgroup the term " water sports" usually refers to urination as part of sexual activities. With regard to this story I use the term to refer to the use of a squirt gun filled with ice water to tease a husband and a bucket of water to douse the offender and render her the moral equivalent of a wet-tee-shirt contest winner. This is a very, very exciting bit of sexy flirtation.