"Heat" by Mark Aster (MyFrThAl@aol.com). Oh, shit! Now we've got lesbians on the police force! Well, not really - just a healthy bisexual who is willing to have a good time with a friendly citizen or two on her beat. This is a very hot story. I have sort of half a resolution to make it a little harder for this author to keep getting all these high ratings. So after I read the first part of this story, I was ready to zap him: "The author is simply using the uniform implied by the title to titillate readers with a story that has nothing to do with police officers." I could lower his rating in the final two categories to at least 9.

This fascination with women in uniform was something I could understand. Several years ago on Halloween, I had to take the kids door to door. They wanted me to wear a costume, and I went as a cop. I did nothing kinky on the streets: I wore the entire costume and kept the equipment on my belt; and the kids enjoyed it. However, I really got my money's worth after the kids went to bed, when I arrested the cowpoke with an arrow through his head who had been passing out goodies at our own house.

In spite of my own fascination with the sexual potential of officers of the law, I figure the irrelevance factor should be good enough to bring this story down to maybe a 10, 9, 9. Except it turned out not to be true, as Sondra frisked Our Hero in the alley before they eventually consummated the act on the hood of the police car. Hot story!