"The Second Contest: A Smutty Seinfeld Story" by no one (noone@nowhere.com). George's girlfriend, Susan, has just recently died; and the guys (Jerry, George, and Kramer) are sitting around the table in the restaurant with Elaine, bragging about their sexual prowess. Elaine offers to settle the question of which is best in the sack. They put up money for a wager, and Elaine agrees to give them each one shot at her, so that she can make a quality assessment. I won't tell you any more, except to say that this dysfunctional group of friends performs about the way you might expect.

The author does an excellent job in this parody of the Seinfeld television sitcom. I hope we see more stories from him/her.