"Bewitched: Long Lost Marilyn" by Shelby Bush (stbush@iglou.com). In my very young childhood I watched a sitcom called "Bewitched," which told the story of Samantha, a lovely witch who married Darrin Stephens without telling him of her special powers. Those powers -- and Darrin's strange in-laws -- became evident shortly after their wedding. The stories usually revolved around Samantha resolving not to use her witchcraft, then Darrin ending up in a jam (because of some stupid action on his part or a practical joke on the part of one of Samantha's relatives), and Samantha coming to the rescue. Like Samantha, I too had a secret when I married my husband - my fondness for this sitcom. However, when I disclosed my aberration to my husband shortly after he deflowered me, we discovered that it was actually a mutual weakness. Let's just say that thanks to Nick at Night, my husband no longer has to whack off to Elizabeth Montgomery alone.

I was initially frustrated to discover that this story is not a straightforward parody of "Bewitched" episode. Rather, it combines that sitcom with elements of "The Munsters" and "The Addams Family." {This same author has posted parodies of both of those shows, and perhaps he'll repost them in connection with this story.} But then I discovered that the story stood pretty well in its own right.

So anyway, Marilyn, the long-lost daughter of Serena (Samantha's twin cousin), has been raised by Lilian and Herman Munster (because her mother wanted her to have a normal environment), but was under a spell that required her not to know about or use her magical powers until after she lost her virginity. When she did lose her virginity, it was with a jerk who just used her body to masturbate, then rolled over and went to sleep. So she wished it hadn't happened. Of course, this meant that she had regained her virginity and retained her powers - either a pleasant or an unpleasant state of affairs, depending on how one looks at it. And so it goes....

The story uses an excellent combination of voyeurism, magic, and cameo appearances by people whose identity you'll sometimes have to infer to integrate some really hot sex scenes into an imaginative plot.