Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Teacher Meeting 1 Mrs. McDonald said, "Thank you, everyone being here on such short notice. Mrs. Conner, will you pass out these papers for me. At the board meeting last night we came up with a few changes to the program and relief. 1. If a student asks a teacher to help with relief, it is totally at your discretion, and there will be no repercussions as far as jobs or seniority are concerned. 2. Miss Jordan's Junior Health Class is now Sex Education 3. In the middle school, the first week of every quarter will be reserved for Miss Stevens' Oral Sex class. 4. The Naked in School Program is on hold for one week. However, the students that have finished the program can still be naked and get felt up and get relief if needed. 5. The board has decided that, if you are giving relief and are not a program participant, and you feel the need, that you can get relief from the person you are giving it to. Now there are some special changes coming for the next few weeks: Next week The seniors will be naked all week and will have Sex Ed, which consists of Oral Sex on Monday and Tuesday, and the rest the week will be Sex Ed In the middle school all students will be naked all week and they all will have Oral Sex classes. I need a teacher who is willing to help Miss Stevens. The following week, the Junior Class will be doing Sex Ed and will be naked all week. The seniors and middle school can do NiS again. The third week, the Sophomores will take Oral Sex all week naked and the Juniors can do NiS again. The last week, the Freshmen will be doing Oral Sex naked all week and sophomores can do NiS again. After that, the Program will be run as normal. Does anyone have a question?" Miss Thomas said, "You mean if I am asked to help with relief, and feel horny, then the student can take care of me too? That sounds insane." Miss Jordan said, "I gave relief yesterday and I was so horny I made his partner take care of me, so I totally agree with it. If you can find someone to cover my other classes I'm willing to help Miss Stevens out." Thank you, Amy. I think we can do that, how about if your classes have gym that period?" Mrs. Bangs said, "That would work. I would not mind having high school students instead of middle school." Miss Stevens said, "I think all the teachers in the middle school should be naked since all the students are naked." That would be a good idea; anyone disagree with it?" Mr. Carr said, "I have young kids at home and I don't think that is right." Mrs. Bangs said, "I have kids the same age as yours and they said nothing when I came home naked the last two nights." Miss Jordan said, "If you have a senior class, when teaching them during their naked week, you should be naked. Mrs. McDonald said, "Since the middle school teachers have agreed, let us make it so all teachers will be naked during the week that their classes are naked." Mr. Thorn said, "We should consider relief for teachers, too. It is really hard sitting in class, watching these sex shows every day. Miss Stevens said, "How hard is it? Or do you mean difficult?" Everybody laughed at Mr. Thorn's red face. Mrs. McDonald said, "Well, we each have a free period. What happens in the Lounge, stays in the Lounge. And, if a program participant offers to help a teacher, that is fine. But... Watch out for someone trying to influence grades!" Miss Jordan asked, "I have an idea for teaching Oral Sex in the middle school; how about we give Brian Shaw, Shirley Smith, Kris Thompson and Jeff James the week off in high school to help Rachel and I? They really don't need the special classes." Mrs. McDonald said, "You know that would be good idea since they are all very well liked and really good students. We are also sending a note home with the students, so their parents will know all that is going on and they need to sign it and add their thoughts. On Monday, all classes will be 30 minutes long, so we can have another meeting after school to talk over the parents thoughts. At assembly today I will be announcing everything, but No. 1. The board came up with these changes to make it safer for the students to learn the right way and not get hurt by sex. How about at assembly all the teachers strip today?" Mrs. Bangs said, "You know that will be fun." They all agreed with her. Thanks for coming and remember we are on short schedule because of assembly." After the meeting Amy walked up to Rachel and said, "How about we put on a demonstration with Brian, Jeff, Kris and Shirley during Assembly?" You know that would be fun, since yesterday I did it with their brothers and sisters, and we can announce that they are the ones that will be helping us." I will talk to them second period, since I have them all then." Maybe we can set it up with a student wanting a demonstration. I could sweet talk Kimmy Barnes into doing that." It looks like you want to have fun as much as I do." Oh yea, but we better get to class now before the students do." Yep you are right. I will see you at Assembly." You sure will, ALL of me!!

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