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Note to my cable company,
As you know, recently I subscribed to the Playboy Channel. Digital.
24 hours per day. I want to assure you even though my cable box is set to
this channel all day (and all night) I am not sitting at home jerking off to
it all the time. I am not pooping in my pants when I see a really cute girl.
I am not practising oxygen deprivation to increase my orgasmic high. And
I am not sticking a cucumber up my ass to increase the force of my
ejaculations.
No. I am monitoring the Playboy Channel 24 hours a day for the
Decency in America League, of which I am president. This is a non-profit
organization dedicated to assuring full compliance with all existing laws
pertaining to adult entertainment. You may wish to donate to my
organization, as a good corporate citizen, to show that you are interested
in full legal compliance in order to protect our nation�s children. Also, it
would be helpful if you would credit my account as I am watching your
channel all day in the interests of community safety.
Thank you,
holy joe
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Copyright 2001 by Andrew Roller.