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Sex pervert seeks help
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*Captives
*Let�s Talk About Sex
*Run Lola Run
*Cleopatra 2525
*Sabrina
*The Limey
*Madeline
*The Pen and Ink Club
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Dear holy joe,
I have a problem. I�m only sexually attracted to little girls. What
should I do?
Steve in Seattle
Dear Steve,
Yours is a hopeless case. My recommendation is that you should
force yourself to like women. Recently I put on gloves and a gas mask and
went up to a woman and forced myself to attempt to speak to her. I asked
her if she wanted to go on a date. Unfortunately she said no, so I�m still
dateless. I explained to her that I did not want to smell or touch her, that
I would be polite and keep my hands to myself and pay for my half of the
date, that I was trying to cure myself of a perverse sexual interest in
little girls. But she rejected me, despite my willingness to pay for
myself. I suppose she was actually bargaining with me, trying to get me
to pick up the tab for herself as well as for me. But I mean, heck, it�s not
like she�s a little girl or anything! She�s a working woman! She should be
able to pay her own bills.
But tomorrow I am going to try asking a woman again. My advice is
that you try doing the same. You can get a gas mask at any army surplus
store. Tell the guy behind the counter you�re going to see a woman and
hopefully he�ll give you a discount. Don�t let him talk you out of it though.
Then get some gloves, either medical supply store gloves or even just
plain gardening gloves. Then go find a woman! Explain your purpose. Be
willing, as I am going to be, to pay for everything, even though it�s
obviously freeloading. Tell her how she will be saving the government and
herself money by letting you pay to cure yourself, instead of waiting for
you to get arrested. I�m sure if you explain to her how much you like little
girls, and how disinterested you are in women (heck let�s be honest here,
we�re not wearing gloves and a gas mask for nothing!) she will show some
consideration for your plight. Hopefully she will let you take her out. You
won�t even have to worry about her getting the hots for you and trying to
make out with you since, with your gloves and gas mask on, you�ll have
full protection no matter what happens! (Oh yeah, wear a condom too just
in case you �get lucky� or, in our case, unlucky.) I know some guys say �Put
a bag over her head� but with a mask on yours, it shouldn�t be too bad.
Just shut your eyes and you will have the same effect as a bag would
provide.
Now of course the next question comes: If this woman gets the hots
for you, what about marriage? I recommend it. Getting married means
you will probably have children and, who knows? You might have
daughters. Cute daughters, in fact. Then you will be with cute little girls
all the time, at least until they grow up. Society will be happy, you will
be a productively married citizen. You will be happy, since you�ll be
around cute little girls all day! So you see, it can all work out in the end.
In fact, if you get married and have children who are little girls, they will
probably have little girlfriends. Then you will have not only your own
little girls around, but other people�s little girls around too!
Society knows what is best for us, after all. We perverts should not
be so resistant. We should let things happen the way society wants.
Imagine yourself, right now, dateless, trying to become a girl scout leader
or, better yet, a leader of brownies. Impossible. But as a married father,
heck, they�ll probably ask you to be a girl scout leader. And a soccer
coach, and God knows what else. Tell them you worked briefly for the
Bolshoi Ballet and they might even let you be with all those cute little
girls one sees going to ballet class! I think at some point in her life every
elementary school girl dreams of being a ballerina. You might be
saturated with little girls, all of them clamoring for your attention,
begging you to please teach them ballet, wearing their cute little
ballerina outfits and walking around very delicately on their tip toes.
Excuse me, I�m starting to get hot flashes, thinking of little girls. I
must adjust my thoughts. Recently I did actually see a woman I liked,
believe it or not. I feel like giving myself a gold star (or maybe a
cheerleader magazine) for actually finding a woman in this world that I
felt a sexual response toward. Her name is Julia Ormond, and I saw her
the other day in a BBC movie called �Captives�. It�s a love story. Julia
plays a new young dentist whose husband has an affair, so she decides to
get revenge by dumping him and going to work (as a dentist) in a prison.
Naturally while there, among all the rapists, child molesters and other
fine members of our society, suffering under feminist persecution for
their desires, she meets a prisoner and falls in love with him. I would be
giving away the plot to say what he�s �guilty� of. But this woman, who
actually looks like a tall young girl, with her hair in a long loose ponytail
and her awesomely cute face, has many sexual trysts with him, all while
trying to avoid letting her supervisors find out that she�s fallen in love
with a prisoner.
Another movie I saw recently is called �Let�s Talk About Sex.� It�s
about three women. One of them gets a new boyfriend and over lunch, one
of her girlfriends says, of her new boyfriend, �This one actually has pubic
hair.� My heart went out to this 20-something woman when I heard her
friend say that. Imagine, a woman who not only understands under-age
sexual desires, but actually has a little boyfriend of her own!
�Run Lola Run� is another movie I saw recently. It stars a girl who�s
trying to save her boyfriend. He�s planning to rob a store to get himself
out of trouble with the mob. �Run Lola Run� is a German film, but don�t be
put off by the subtitles. It�s one of the best movies I�ve seen. The story
is told and then re-told, in various ways. It does get slightly tedious at
times but the music is great, and I liked seeing Lola�s fat little ass as she
runs down the street trying to save her boyfriend. What is really great
about this film are the various optional endings the film provides. They
have an accidental real-life quality to them. I also liked the film�s
ruthlessness. Lola doesn�t pull any punches as she attempts to save her
boyfriend. She is a crazy, admirably screwed-up young woman with spiked
hair, dyed red, who will do what her youthful impulses tell her she must,
no matter what the consequences. She truly lives for today, and tomorrow
will probably wind up with a bullet through it.
Falling into the category of �so bad it�s good� may be the show
Cleopatra 2525. Do you have memories of a 1960�s T.V. super hero called
Astro Boy? This was a cartoon boy whose feet could turn into jet engines,
propelling him through the air. He wore two forearm-length wristbands
which, if he touched them (with his other hand), shot laser beams.
Imagine three Charlie�s Angels type women in a live action T.V. show
doing this. Imagine the 1970�s song, �In the year 2525, will mankind
survive?� turned into a feminist anthem: �In the year 2525, three women
fight to survive.� Imagine it sung by a black woman.
In a move which no doubt thrilled Marvel Comics� legal department,
these three women can also shoot �spider stuff� out of their wristbands,
and swing through the air like Spider Man.
So we have the elements of Cleopatra 2525, which, borrowing its
star from Egyptian history, then proceeds to steal from everything else:
The God/Satan rivalry.
�The Voice,� ala Star Wars� �the Force,� except that here the Voice
materializes as an older woman.
The �Satan as trickster and rebel� motif, with Satan in the guise of
a figure dressed like Batman�s Joker.
The Japanimation concept of a naive, inexperienced young female
(Cleo) paired with older, more experienced friends.
The Star Wars/Battlestar Galactica concept of Imperial Storm
Troopers or Cylons running rampant (with the Devil/Joker figure leading
them like Darth Vader).
The Total Recall concept of a projected double, which means the
Devil/Joker/Vader figure merely reverberates, but doesn�t die, when a
laser blast makes a direct hit on his body.
The Level 9/THX 1138 concept of a future Earth in which the
surviving humans have been driven underground.
The Fly, featuring Cleo in bug-eye goggles and giant marauding
Spider-like flies.
Kung Fu, with the women performing acrobatic feats to escape laser
blasts.
About the only thing this show doesn�t rip off is Dune. But I�m sure
they�ll remember Dune eventually.
As you may have guessed, the young women are dressed in bikinis.
The demographics for Cleopatra must be an advertiser�s dream:
1. Geeky �adult� males who can be counted on to buy the latest Star
Wars doll but not underarm deodorant.
2. Ten-year-old boys who can�t get hold of dad�s Penthouse.
3. Girls aged eight and under who believe they�re going to grow up to
be Cinderella and marry a pirate.
Plus this group:
4. Men whose wives forbid them to buy or watch Playboy but will
grudgingly put up with their watching three bikini-clad women, provided
there is a �science fiction� pretext that the men can point to for wanting
to watch the show.
In my opinion, the Astro Boy armbands, which looked fine on Astro
Boy, are utterly ridiculous on the three women. This is the silliest
concept of the show, and severely reduces what audience it could have.
Next is the concept (however realized) of flying jet-engine feet. Perhaps
the women are only able to fly in their underground habitat, but it still
looks embarrassingly ridiculous. The spider-web shooting is almost as
bad, but we are running out of a show here if we eliminate that.
The Joker villain is probably the best part of the show. I enjoyed
watching him lead his troops in room-to-room warfare, with them dying
like flies while direct hits on his own body pass harmlessly through him,
having a visually interesting shuddering effect on his (projected) body.
Cleopatra 2525 would be more credible if the females in the show
were not adult women but three girls, ages 9 to 12. These characters are
hopelessly idealistic. You could get away with young girls behaving like
this, but it�s impossible to believe grown women would behave this way.
But then who would want to watch three little girls in bikinis,
particularly wet string bikinis like I would put them in?
�I was nine-years-old, and you had your arms around me because you
were teaching me to skate backwards. And suddenly you kissed me.�
-Sabrina
I have found another golden-age starlet, similar to 1938�s Bonita
Granville in Beloved Brat. It�s Audrey Hepburn, in the 1954 film Sabrina.
This film deals with the same issues as Lolita, except the girl is slightly
older.
A teenage girl returns from finishing school in Paris. She returns to
the house where she grew up, meeting once more the middle-aged man who
owns the house where she lived as a child. Except now, since she�s a
�young lady�, it�s socially acceptable for her to have an affair with him.
I�ll leave the plot at that; to say more would give away too much. As you
can imagine I was delighted with this film. Not only is the concept of a
man kissing a nine-year-old girl completely in line with my pedophile
values, but Audrey Hepburn is so beautiful it hurts. I have memories of
people saying Brooke Shields looked like Audrey Hepburn. But having no
idea who Audrey was, the comparison was meaningless to me. If you like
(or liked, when she was 12) Brooke Shields, you will love Audrey Hepburn.
Interestingly, I�ve learned that Sabrina was remade in 1995, starring
Harrison Ford and Julia Ormond!
Well, that�s all the advice I can give about women, and about women
in films. Unfortunately I haven�t seen any new cute little girls this week.
But as you stated in your letter, you�re trying to overcome your sexual lust
for little girls, so it�s probably best that I didn�t see any. By the way
right now I�m taping a film called �The Limey,� which apparently features
two cute girls, one older and one younger. We shall have to wait for
another time for my report on that film.
So long, Steven! And if you�re looking for Madeline on the Disney
Channel, it now comes on at 6 a.m. Eastern time. I guess they�re hoping to
show those cute little French girls when us perverts are asleep. But a
good thing about the new time is that �The Pen and Ink Club� comes on
before Madeline. It�s an hour of wonderful old Donald Duck-type cartoons,
which can�t be seen on the Disney Channel at any other time of day. So if
you�re willing to get up early, or set your VCR, you can tape not only high-
quality traditional Disney cartoons, but Madeline too!
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