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my ass is open for business
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(she said)
Advantages of being a Nerd
1. You don�t have to worry about going out. Just subscribe to Tight
magazine and the girls come to you.
2. There is no �honey, I have a headache� or �I�d rather play on the
playground.� The girls are open and ready whenever you are.
3. There are no �second thoughts,� after the fact. You can go watch t.v.
when you�re done and the girls will sit quietly on your bookshelf.
4. You can cum 10 times a day.
5. If you handle the magazines carefully you can sell the girls and get new
ones whenever you want.
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Copyright 2001 by Andrew Roller.