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Survey shows most authors are perverts
New York - Matt Sludge here. A survey conducted by my staff has
revealed that most Internet sex authors are perverts.
�It makes sense,� social commentator Lillian Healthwell told me.
�Who is going to write sex stories? Not a normal person. She or he is too
busy having sex. So instead perverts write it. Gays, transvestites,
pedophiles, people like that.�
�This will become our national heritage,� librarian Boswell Torque
told me. �In the future, all literature will be read on computers, accessed
from the Internet. And what people will mostly get is this sort of thing.�
He pointed to his computer. Lurid text glowed on the screen. �There�s
just so much of it! And every day more is written, by all the repressed
sexual minorities.�
A politician, shown the poll, agreed there was only one way to stop
the flood of porn. �Some day we may have to let gays out of the closet,�
he told me. �And pedophiles out of the toy closet.�
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Copyright 2001 by Andrew Roller.